Keepin’ your head above water,
Making a wave when you can.
Good Times
Lady Godiva was a freedom rider she didn’t care if the whole world looked.
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her she was a sister who really cooked.
Isabella was the first bra burner, aint ya glad she showed up
And when the country was falling apart, Betsy Ross got it all sewed up
And then there’s…
Maude
Early to bed, early to rise
Funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why
Kickin’ myself for nothin’ was my favorite sport
I had to get out and start enjoyin’ 'cause life’s too short
Alice
Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
How will you make it on your own?
This world is awfully big, girl this time you’re all alone
But it’s time you started living
Time you let someone else do some giving
Mary Tyler Moore Show
Got kind of tired of packing and unpacking
Town to town, up and down the dial
Maybe you and me were never meant to be
But baby think of me once in awhile.
I’m at…
WKRP in Cincinnati
If you find a girl to love,
Only one girl to love,
Then she’ll be That Girl too
That Girl
Softness in his eyes,
Iron in his thighs,
Virtue in his heart,
Fire in every part,
Of the Mighty Hercules!
The Mighty Hercules
When criminals in this world appear
And break the laws that they should fear
And frighten all who see or hear
And frighten all who see or hear,
The cry goes up both far and near for
Underdog
He will be
Parachuting for your pleasure
Sailing seas in search of treasure
NOTE: Is anyone else singing them out when you see them? 
(Of course, C!)
Anything so he can measure
Up to men
Tennessee Tuxedo and His Tales
[I named one of my rabbits Chumley and, without fail, every time I took him to the vet, the techs would know where the name came from. “He’s not a walrus.”]
BIP:
A magic belt has he
He pulls it tight with all his might
A mighty sailor he’ll be
A mighty sailor is he!
Sinbad, Jr.
Fencing and fighting and round table knighting
And slaying of dragons, too.
Shipping and sailing and great harpoon whaling
There’s nothing McBragg can’t do.
The World of Commander McBragg
This flame in my heart like a long lost friend
Gives every dark street a light at the end.
Standing tall, on the wings of my dream.
Rise and fall, on the wings of my dream.
Perfect Strangers
Two little Indians, all others gone.
Two little Indians, left all alone.
No buffalo to run, no tribe to lead
What can they do for fun?
Go go gophers, watch them go go go.
Go Go Gophers
Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain’t coming back.
Burn the land and boil the sea,
You can’t take the sky from me.
There’s no place, I can be,
Since I’ve found Serenity.
Firefly
Daring duck of mystery,
Champion of right
Swoops out of the shadows.
Darkwing owns the night.
*Darkwing Duck
*The Owl is flying high, frightening to the eye.
The Rattler is nearby, Cool is on the fly.
Cool McCool’s the coolest
Danger is his business!
Cool McCool
Ample Parking day or night, people spouting “Howdy Neighbor!”
Heading up to South Park, gonna see if I can’t unwind
South Park
And keep your eye on the sparrow
When the going gets narrow
Baretta
And Doomsday’s the one who is all full of sunshine
And Doc, he’s got the looks:And the brains to catch the crooks
Kids From C.A.P.E.R. (I loved this show!)
I’ll Croc it to you, I’ll baffle your beanie
with Captain Marbles and Junie the Genie