You’re a wonder, Wonder Woman
Fighting for our rights, in your satin tights,
Wonder Woman
Why do we always come here?
I guess we’ll never know.
It’s like a kind of torture,
To have to watch this show!
[Insert bad Fozzie joke here, at least in season one]
But now let’s get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational,
Celebrational, Muppetational,
This is what we call The Muppet Show!
Streaks on the china, never mattered before…
…who cares
When you drop kicked your jacket as you came through the door, no one glared
Mr. Belvedere
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s DOA
I’ll be there for you
Friends
Some walk by night
Some fly by day
Nothing could change you
Monnlighting
But all those easy answers you are giving
Are you really living your life that way?
Portland is a long way from L.A. (A long way)
Well, Hello, Larry!
Overture, curtains, lights,
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and nursing a part
We know every part by heart
This is it, we’ll hit the heights
And oh what heights we’ll hit
On with the show this is it.
The Bugs Bunny Show
On your flight into space!
Rocket high, through the sky!
More adventures to do all day
Astro Boy
I find adventure everywhere
And friends with whom I’d like to share
This is my stop along the way
Don’t really know how long I’ll stay
Stop over. The world is my friend
The Littlest Hobo
Riverboat, ring your bell,
Fare thee well, Annabel.
Luck is the lady that he loves the best.
Natchez to New Orleans
Livin on jacks and queens
Maverick is a legend of the west.
But you’re not fooling me
'Cause I can see
The way you shake and shiver
You know we got a mystery to solve, so Scooby Doo be ready for your act
Don’t hold back!
And Scooby Doo if you come through you’re gonna
Have yourself a scooby snack!
That’s a fact!
Scooby Doo
When he gets in a scrape
He makes his escape
With help from his friend:
An ape named Ape.
(George, George) George of the Jungle
Thank you for being a friend
Travel down the road and back again.
Your heart is true, you’re a pal and a confidante
Golden Girls
La la la-la la la
Simple as can be
Next time you’re feeling blue just let a smile begin
Happy things will come to you
So Smurf yourself a grin!
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
One banana, two bananas, three bananas, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more
The Banana Splits Show
Anyone else have a crush on the Sour Grapes Bunch?
Check out Dexter Douglas
Nerd computer ace
Was surfing on the internet and was zapped to cyberspace
Freakazoid
Nitpick: The series was actually “Scooby Doo Where Are You?” The first of many Scooby incarnations.
Continuing…
Some people need to have somebody
On the edge of surrenders inside
Don’t you worry,
it’s gonna be alright
'cause I’m always ready
I won’t let you outta my sight
Baywatch
We’re not worrying at all
We just listen for his call
“Here I come to save the day!”
That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way.
He’s terrific
He’s magnific
He’s the greatest secret agent in the world
*Dangermouse! *Powerhouse!
He’s the fastest! He’s the greatest! He’s the best!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SpongeBob Squarepants!
SpongeBob Squarepants
New York is where I’d rather stay
I get allergic smelling hay