Couple of updates here.
So, I’m in the middle of a big fight with my girlfriend, and I figured that my mood would improve with a little shopping therapy. It was a sort of impulse buy. I bought a guitar strap, some strings, a guitar stand, and an amp (Marshall MG 10KK – hey, I live in an apartment, and I’m always telling my neighbors to keep the damn noise down, so I don’t need a huge stack).
Oh, and a Mexican Standard. Blue. SaaaaWEEEEEET!
So first off, Robot Arm, sorry I didn’t invite you to come with me, but if you want to go shopping there yourself, I’d be happy to accompany you. Just name the day and time.
Secondly, what’s the deal with whammy bars?
For one thing, it’s never where I want it to be. Just below my right hand would be ideal, but it just kind of swings towards gravity, sometimes hitting the cable. If I screw it in so it’s tight, it’s way off to the right. The guy that repaired my Squier Strat said that some players feed a little dental floss down the hole so that friction puts it where they want it. This raises a number of questions, such as just how minty fresh I want my axe to taste.
For another, it puts the strings wildly out of tune. Is there some way to mitigate this problem? Listening to Floyd’s live version of Sorrow, Gilmour repeatedly whammies down a good octave, and his instrument stays more or less in tune. How come?
And finally, when I use it even a little, the instrument creaks and groans like an old haunted house. Regions beyond the bridge and nut produce all sorts of eerie ghost tones, and they are transmitted directly to the amp. While cool and groovy, they are not very welcome in my current recording project.
Are there any solutions to these problems?
Having said all that, I love that new amp smell. If only there were a way to make new cars, old amps, and girlfriends smell that way.