Tell me about your Great Dane

I saw a beautiful dog outside the grocery store yesterday. He was enormous ! White with black spots, a beautiful friendly face, but I was still a bit nervous. Call me crazy, I’m a bit frightened of carnivores which are bigger than I am.

I’ve never met anyone who owns one, I’ve just gawked at them on the street. So I’m very curious about them.

They seem like quite a lot to handle as a pet. Do they need lots of exercise? Space? Food? Do you have to teach them not to jump on people, like I did with my springer spaniel? Are they generally pretty chilled out? (I would hope so!) Are they good guard dogs? Easily trained?

What do you love about your Great Dane?

And, do you have any pictures?

We’re not Great Dane owners so I can’t really answer your questions, but there is one at our dog park who is beautiful and an absolute sweetie. She is friendly with all the other dogs, plays with them very well, and is not hyper (not at the park, anyway). She is definitely one of the better-behaved dogs that we know.

I’ve never owned one, but I did get to know one. He was so gentle and sweet. Too gentle and sweet–burglars broke into the house and he just watched them…they closed him up in the bedroom where he was being bad by sleeping on the bed.

We had a Dane years ago and she was a big baby! Gentle as can be, not at all inclined to dash about as our Dalmatian was. She was a leaner, too.

We had neighbors that had a big male like the one you described. Has name was Max. He was a most patient and sweet dog - the neighborhood kids just loved on him to death.

A family in my neighborhood now has one too. Their house can’t be 1500 sq ft, and the yard isn’t much bigger. But the dog is content to lie on the front lawn as the kids ride their bikes and play in the driveway.

I suppose there could be mean ones, but I’ve not met a nasty Dane.

I have a friend who has two Danes. A huge, grey male named Mister, and a beautiful female Harlequin (white with black spots) named Harley. They are the sweetest dogs…very well behaved. He lives on 12 acres with a lake, so they have plenty of room to run (they run VERY fast, by the way). They are extremely friendly to those they know…and are excellent guard dogs.

My boss’s downstairs neighbor had one and it bit my son when he was spinning on his little piece of cardboard when breakdancing was in. It pierced his ear. Other than that, it was a very good-natured dog. But way too fucking big.

I have a Great Dane, Lucy, and she is just the best dog in the whole world. I’m sure you’ve heard the phrase “Gentle Giant” in reference to Danes and it really is true. I will never be without a Dane in my life. They are very sensitive in nature and despite their size, don’t require much room (just room on the sofa please :slight_smile: ).

I spoke to a few breeders several years ago thinking I might get one, but I decided against it. From what I can remember:

  1. They aren’t a very long lived dog.
  2. Contrary to appearances, they don’t take alot of space. They aren’t very active.
  3. They’re prone to bloat and torsion of the intestines.

All of the dogs I saw were very sweet natured, and HUGE. That was the deciding issue for me - the size. They were just too damn big.

siberia: what a sweetie ! Give Lucy a hug for me.

They sure are gorgeous dogs. I guess it’s not surprising that they’re so gentle: a huge, rambunctious breed probably wouldn’t be very popular …

I have two Great Danes. My big male dog, Babe, is around 185 lbs. My little female dog is 150 lbs. Yes they are really big!

I go through about 40 lbs. Of dog food a month. Plus a lot of “people-food snacks.” Yard cleanup is a bummer, but the piles are very easy to find.

They are total sweet-hearts, and very lazy.

As far as being a watch-dog… well, Their tails are crotch high, and they wag their tails really, really, hard. I imagine they might disable a burglar by snapping him in the balls with their tail when they rush to great him!

They don’t live very long. Babe is 9. I doubt he’ll live much longer. I think 8 years is typical.

These are great dogs for low-activity, stay-at-home people like me. I love them dearly.

I also have a new puppy (mixed breed) he’s about 25 lbs. It is hysterical to watch these giant dogs running away from a crazed little puppy.

Oh, and Siberia, Lucy is darling.

Sorry I don’t have any pics of mine. I’ll try post some in a day or two.

I know a couple of them pretty well, and have “dog sat” one many times.

She’s sweet, but not my favorite breed. I’d never get one.

She’s very “drooly”, always a big white thing coming out of her mouth.

Her cheeks are loose so after drinking, she spills water across the floor. And, she gets bits of chewed up food everywhere when she eats.

She’s dumb. I know I don’t have a dog to do my taxes, but her dumbness translates into disobedience, kind of.

Now those are all things that I’m sure the owners find endearing so YMMV.

Some great danes die before 1, and if they don’t they still die early.

I know one mean great dane and if they’re mean, they’re so big that its kind of a problem.

I think they’re ugly, (just my opinion). They’re tall and bony. When they lay down their joints stick out and their thin skin develops callouses from the floor. I knew one that had callouses on his elbows that were so big they “hung” off him. Their short hair, think skin, and long toes means their toenails look really long, like “claws” not paws.

Of the couple I know, they’ve both had assorted problems: eye infections, fatty lumps (which a lot of dogs get), patchy fur as they age.

BUT, they have nice personalities. They’re not very active so they are a good house dog. They’re beautiful and fast when they do get running. They’re strong.

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She’s not mine though, she belongs to a person I’m dating. Isn’t she beautiful?

She’s jet black with a small patch of white on her chest. Her coat is so shiny, it’s almost blue. Though a pure breed, the fact she was the female runt of the litter makes her relatively small by her breed’s standards. (She weighs in at a fly-shit over 100 pounds). Her breeder clipped her ears when she was a puppy, so she has a somewhat unique, almost Doberman-like look about her. But the old saying about ‘looks being deceiving’ holdS true in her case; she’s as gentle as a lamb.

She doesn’t drool and is far from stupid. She’s quite active and enjoys romping around the Central Park sailing pond where’s she’s always the center of attention. It’s almost as if she has this, ‘please pet me’ aura about her…with passerby’s constantly stopping to inquire about her.

She’s very active, playful and fit for her age. Though she’s 6 years old, people usually assume she’s still a puppy. Take her on a nature walk to preserve and she’s happy chasing errant squirrels back up their trees.

When she’s over my house for a visit, it’s a treat. Unlike my 2 dogs, she’s not a bed hog, she never barks, she doesn’t have a hostile bone in her body and doesn’t beg for food like my typical chowhounds do. If I was ever to get another dog, if I could find one like her, I’d be sold.

I give you: Luna

My sister has one. Not yet a year old.

Big, yes. Very gentle. Very lazy. Doesn’t need a lot of room, considering her size, because she doesn’t move much.

Like to sit on the couch. All four paws on the floor and her butt on the couch.

Not the dog for me (I’m wondering if any dog is) - too big. But really a great dog.

While I haven’t owned an actual great dane, I was raised with large dogs, Newfoundlands, a Bull Mastiff. They’re large, but generally large dogs have great personalities (it’s the little ones that will bite you).

I have also found that with most of the larger breeds (not all), that they are generally pretty lazy and can live happily in a house or apartment without problems. They just take up a bit of space.

I love having big dogs. They’re the sweetest things in the world, but size generally scares people away.

And a funny story about large dogs… Several years ago, when I was a kid, my mom was taking us and our Newfie somewhere. He had a space in the back of our minivan, and he would lay down and snooze as we drove. Some guy was tailgating us really badly, and as we stopped at a light, our dog woke up and stood up in the back of the car. The expression on the guys face was of total horror, and he didn’t get anywhere near our car for the rest of the trip.

This is the only breed of dog I’ve owned as an adult. My first dane was a merle, basically like a blue-tick, and so was not show quality. I wanted a pet, so that suited me fine. He was very smart, woke us up his first day with his food dish in his mouth. He was potty trained in a week (no “accidents” after that week) and learned commands quickly. It often took him only one time to be told something, and that was it. A good example, I woke up to rustling noises, and walked into the kitchen to find him getting into the garbage. I snuck up behind him, grabbed his hips and bellowed, “What do you think you’re doing? Doggies don’t get into the garbage!” Scared the crap out of him, and he never did it again. He was very loving, thought he was a lap dog and tried to cuddle, though he pretty much matched me in weight, all the way up until the time he died. Unfortunatley, he died of a heart attack.

Our next dane was a black, and he was a bit more stubborn than the merle. He was also a lot more adventuresome. (The merle was afraid to walk on the linoleum). He would rad board with us, loved the water, would follow us all day if we went dirt bike riding, but then still wanted his own pillow and blanket at night. He loved other dogs, loved children, and didn’t have to appear vicious to serve as a guard dog. He would jump up beside me, to see out the window when visitors arrived, and people who had never met him would usually take a step back, door between them or not. Great dog, but though he died at age 7, he wasn’t unusually young for a dane.

Our last dane was another black, and he was a goofball. Another one afraid of the linoleum, and potty trained in a week. He was also very loving, and went everywhere with me. People at drive-thrus knew him, “a burger with the meat and bun only, and a large water”, as did a lot of the kids at a nearby park. He was very protective, in that he kept a close eye on things, but there was never any close calls, etc. He was a dry mouth, like the first dane, so not a huge problem with drooling.

This is getting long, but I really want to get across the wonderful feelings I had sharing time with those dogs. Schwarz (the last guy), was really protective, like I said, but he would let our parakeet sit on him, though all he wanted to do was eat the “bug”. He knew the difference between his ball, rope, and bone. If I wanted him to look at something, say a mountain goat up in the higher reaches while hiking, I could point and say “look” and he’d follow my finger with his line of sight. He knew so many commands, and I felt he was limited more by my ability to convey what I wanted from him, rather than lacking in intelligence. He didn’t scratch or bark to be let in, he turned the knobs with his mouth. No training there, he saw us do it and realized that was the way in. Very cool guy. So my main drawback, they die too young and it takes too long to stop missing them, but very worthwhile just the same.

I have made the aquaintance of 2 Danes. One was Gwen: ahuge, mellow, cheerful golden dog who outweighed me by 10 lbs. She would calmly endure any amount of manhandling from children with no protest, and was very careful around them. She did like to play rough with grown ups, when invited. The peculiar thing is that she did not snap or nip: she would rear up on her hind legs and BAM! Box people with her paw. Her owner would warn people “that dog has a mean left hook!”.
The other Dane I know is Zaba , “Phenomenal cosmic body- itty bitty brain”.