Thanks so much to everyone who has replied so far!
Regarding the $250 price mentioned in the OP, please see post #6 where I explain that it’s just the store’s retail price minus my new phone allowance. I didn’t talk to a salesman, I haven’t tried upgrading online through my account yet, etc. If I decide to get one I’m sure that I’ll wind up paying a much more reasonable price. Also, for everyone who says “RAZRs are everywhere,” please note that I’m interested in the KRZR (Absolute was correct, that’s how it’s spelled) … slightly less ubiquitous, but agreed still not a $300 phone. 
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Another problem with te RAZR/KRAZR is just how ubiquitous they are getting. I think half the phones I see these days are RAZRs, and I am snob enough not to want to jump on the bandwagon. Plus, it makes it too easy to swap phones with someone.
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That’s kind of funny, because right now I have a Samsung SCH-a670 and I see that phone everywhere!
A bunch of my former co-workers have RAZRs, but I don’t know anyone with a KRZR yet. I think I saw someone with one at the bar on Sunday night, though.
My mom has an LG, and I looked at the available ones at the store on Saturday. None of them have ever really appealed to me style-wise. Also:
The KRZR has a microSD slot, too.
I have an iPod, so I don’t need my phone to be an MP3 player. 
[QUOTE=SmartAleq]
If you must stay with Verizon, look into the QTEK–more fun all around, but probably spendy, unfortunately it’s the only smart phone option available for the carrier…
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I don’t “must” stay with Verizon, I choose to stay with Verizon: they have the best coverage and service in this area, hands down.
I don’t need/want a smart phone. My option is to either get the KRZR or keep the phone I have – none of the other Verizon phones appealed to me. I do still like the Samsungs, and I could get the hipper version of my current phone, but then I’d be paying money for essentially the same phone I already have. I like my gadgets and toys, but not that much. 