Apparently, there’s no love between bruthah’s as Alan Keyes pulls a Junior Godwin, trying to thrash Barack Obama’s stance on a recent late-term abortion bill.
Now, I can appreciate the power of a good emotional appeal, but this is just silly. Aside from a most excellent Toby Maguire, I’m just not seeing a direct connection between abortion and slaves. Maybe… maybe the souls of those poor fetuses get enslaved in hell?!? Sent to the Eternal Torture Racks?
Or maybe Alan Keyes ain’t got a leg to stand on? C’mon, dude, I know you’re deucing for Jack Ryan, but that doesn’t mean you can just turd this campaign out. Put some effort into it. None of this “Preaching to the Choir” stuff… the only people that’re gonna pay a-fuckin’-tention are the people that woulda voted party-line, anyway!
Ironically, slavery was an act of depriving folks of an ability to choose. Obama, who did, indeed, oppose the late-term abortion bill, said his reasoning was because it provided no provisions in the event of the mother’s life being at risk. Reasonable enough to me, bucko… certainly a far cry from chains 'n shackles.
Keyes, for sullying both the name of the Master Chief’s captain as well as pulling stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid shit, I grant you the “Dumbfuck Weak-ass Senate Campaigner o’ de Year” award, ya jingo-shakin’ loudmouth prunejizz.