Please.
Puts on to-do list for Wednesday
u shud rly git yr shit dun
You’ve come to the right place. I’ve found that this board has helped me procrastinate at a much higher intellectual level than I used to.
My motto is: Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow? After all, tomorrow there may be zombies, and what you had to do won’t matter anyway.
I would tell you how to procrastinate like a real pro, but I’m busy that day.
Yes, you should totally stop procrastinating like an idiot, and start procrastinating like an intelligent person.
No kidding.
Woo-hoo! I’m procrastinating like a mother-fuck!
Stop procrastinating like an idiot.
[sub]There, how was that?[/sub]
Only if you tell me to stop procrastinating first…
I soooo know how you feel! I never cease to be amazed at my capacity to know exactly what I need to do in order to be happy - and then not do it.
I used to have a boss who said, “The secret to life is knowing what to do next; the secret to happiness is doing it.”
I think I’ll go google his name and see what he’s up to . . . . 
I’ll tell you, but first let me read three more things on the Dope, and get something to eat…
Yes! I get totally miserable watching all this work piling up, which makes me want to comfort myself by playing on the internet, which becomes a vicious cycle.
Sometimes it helps if I think of this stuff as medicine I have to take, then I do it. And I feel really stupid, when something I’ve been dreading turns out much easier than I expected.
Yes, of all the ways to procrastinate it’s got to be the worst.
I’d have procrastination down to a fine art if I could just get motivated.
TLDR
Don’t think of it as being Pro-crastination.
Think of it as being Anti-choice.
And the worst part of procrastinating like an idiot? You keep finding yourself getting things done.