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About on the level of a “knock-knock” joke.
My personal favorite:
Me: Knock, knock!
You: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow!
You: Interrup–
Me: MOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Done mostly for the amusement value of the shocked look when I bellow in your face.
My 4-year old daughter, Meghan, killed me again today. Her best friend at preschool is a little girl named Julie Hu, she’s Chinese, as you might guess. Meghan comes up to me and says:
“knock knock”
“who’s there?” I ask
“Julie”, she says.
“Jul… - HEYYYY!” I yelled.
I thought it was pretty cool that she could come up with that one, though. She was just barely getting the structure of the whole knock-knock joke thing last week, and today she gets me with this one. I was impressed.
Ha! That’s funny! I’d have given him the trip.
The story I heard along those lines was that Buddy Hackett, appearing on The Tonight Show, had the following exchange with Johnny Carson:
awwww…he should’a won that cashola
Hilarious. Some people have no sense of humor.
A little silly, but funny. Chuckle.
Cracked me up.
I approve.
Needs more hamsters.
Funny, but doesn’t compare to The Joke Of All Jokes:
Two atoms are talking:
Atom #1: I’ve lost an electron!
Atom #2: Are you sure?
Atom #1: Yes, I’m positive!
LP
That guy’s going to Bali as far as I’m concerned.