Parts is parts.
If we’re doing regional stuff… for Portland, OR: “Free is a very good price!”
{Thump} {Thump} {Thump} — "Wake Up!!!*
Take it away Goldie!
“Take me home, flying friend, take me home!”
Who’s the leader of the club
That’s made for you and me?
M-I-C! K-E-Y!
M-O-U-S-E!
From the land of sky-blue wa-a-ters
wa-a-ters
From the land of pines,
Lofty balsams,
Comes the beer refreshing,
Hamms, the beer refreshing!
Hamms!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hamms!
From out of the clear blue western sky comes …
They sometimes have their little spats,
Even fight like dogs and cats,
But when they need each other,
That’s when, they’re …
Faster than a speeding bullet … (I’m sure no more of that one is needed.)
Yoo hoo, it’s me, My name is …
One I don’t remember, because I was too little:
“Bang! Zoom! To the moon Alice, to the moon!”
And one I do, because it was my favorite show for the short time it was on the air:
"Stay tuned for a half-hour of excitement, thrills, drama and glorious entertainment. But first, here’s “Fractured Flickers.”
These were the great problems of my day:
Lift and separate
Midriff bulge
Postnasal drip
Ring around the collar
From one of the saddest commercials ever made:
“Mother PLEASE! I’d rather do it myself!”
“I’ll get the aspirin and Sucrets.”
“You’re soaking in it now.”
“Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch?”
“Sure”
“Rich Corinthian leather.”
Hope this isn’t a zombification (and apologies if it is), but this just popped into my head for no discernible reason:
I am Robert Robot, mechanical man.
Drive me and steer me wherever you can!
I’m a merchandiser by trade and spent eight hours today moving canned goods around a grocery store. I have this stuck in my head, so i thought I’d share, “Ask any mermaid you happen to see…”
Sorry Charlie!
Put your money in our mattress
Spend some bread on a better bed
Talkin bout a Grange springwall chiropractic.
Think that one is super regional.
I want my Maypo!
Have you ever gone hunting with a bowl and spoon?
Wasn’t it “fine” Corinthian leather?
Da da da
Da da da
Da da da
Ich lieb’ dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
