Well, growing up brontosaurus was a thing. Known for its delicious ribs. Then they changed the name to apatosaurus. Then they said it never existed. Then they brought it back. Whatever that means when talking about extinct rib-birds.
My baloney has a first name
It’s O-S-C-A-R
My baloney had a second name
It’s M-A-Y-E-R
Oh I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me why? I’ll saaaaaay…
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
Yes, I spelled it “baloney.” That’s how he says it, that’s how I spells it.
It’s Howdy Doody Time.
It’s Howdy Doody Time.
Bob Smith and Howdy too
Say Howdy Do to you.
Let’s give a rousing cheer
'Cause Howdy Doody’s here.
It’s time to start the show,
So kids let’s go!
I was about 8 when I insisted Mom get me some for that exact same reason. Had to be the high-tops too. They didn’t seem to help much (if at all) over our more typical Keds. The beginning of the end of my age of innocence. Destroyed by flim-flammery in the cutthroat sneaker biz. Sigh. Been downhill ever since.
It’s Smiling Saturday Morning, this fall on NBC
Got it made in the sunshine, got it made in the shade.
We start out with an English muffin,
Then add cheese and egg and something
Really good! Canadian bacon!
Yes, that’s how we go about making
Breakfast! McDonald’s Breakfast!
[can’t remember the next line]
We do it all for you!
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Sometimes you don’t.
Peter Paul Almond Joy’s got nuts.
Peter Paul Mounds don’t.
Almond Joy’s got real milk chocolate (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Coconut and munchy nuts too.
Mounds got deep dark chocolate
And chewy coconut, ooh!
I’m the marvelous magical Burger King.
I can do most anything.
Watch me kids, as I twist my ring.
Like magic! We’re at Burger King!