Bagel-dog penis
I haven’t seen the goat or the squid in years.
Well, I don’t like to spread rumors, but the goat disappeared right about the time Beck found us. I’m sure she’s treating it well though.
Calamari. 
And she’s a sweet goat.
Are you two saying that the squid is lonely, now? Oh, wait. Beck has a pond, doesn’t she?
My last post was in 2019. But I’m back. I thought about waiting until March 14, just after 3 pm, so when I came back, pi could bring me.
We’re glad you came back. I always enjoyed both your name and your witty posts. This one did not disappoint. 
It takes a very patient comic with excellent timing to spend 3 years on the set-up to a joke.
Welcome back, MLS!
Let the (re-)initiation ritual begin!
Can you remind us?:
- Mustard or ketchup on a hot dog?
- Toilet paper over or under the roll?
- Corn on the cob cross-wise or around?
Thanks, to be honest I never thought people remembered me. Maybe the Canadopers.
As for reinitiation rituals…
- Bring on thr goat, just make sure it’s a shegoat, I like a nice chevre.
- No squids, Im over calamari.
- Hi Opal!*
(*Never actually used this one before. )
Iyay amyay ayay operday.
I can hardly wait for the month to be over. I have a perfect title for the March mini-rants thread.
Yay! I remember you
staples @Mona_Lisa_Simpson to the board so she can never go away n’more
Well, the question is highly repetitive. You should rephrase it.
I can’t believe we’re nearly 200 in without this.
Og smash!
Tonsil stones and dick farts!
Either you should read post #1 or I have been wooshed with great skill and subtlety. As befits a poster of your great experience.
“Wooshed” not having been mentioned yet either. And now twice in one post! What are the odds?
No subtlety. Didn’t scroll back to post 1 and a search on ‘og’ would have come with a bazillion hits while ‘og smash’ came up dry.
OP here. I didn’t reference “Og smash” in my post, just that I still invoke Him. (As well as the Perfect Master/Unca Cece).
So that’s internet points for @DesertDog. (Unless I’m being whooshed by @LSLGuy’s post about whooshes. Whoa, metawhoosh…)
I nuke things from orbit, just to be sure.