Tell me you're a Doper without telling me you're a Doper

I predict that in this thread, penis will ensue.

Thank you

I know about @Hal_Briston’s sexual proclivities.

But I still get credit for the nitpick, right??

I know who the fucking hall monitor is

…As I already said in post #321.

:roll_eyes: Where’s that emoji with the payes when you need it?

I can’t believe that no one has yet mentioned “I can’t believe that no one has yet mentioned…”

We already covered that in post #9. Doy! :wink:

I was hoping beyond hope that something like the above (or maybe “Pssst…post #9”) would, indeed, be the next post after mine.

I’m still thinking about 14k of g in a f p d.

Any takers?

People tell me all the time that I’m the smartest person they know. Usually with tears in their eyes.

I always give credit to the dope.

I think that one may belong in the “Tell me you’re Donald Trump without telling me you’re Donald Trump” thread. :wink:

No way! He’d never credit to the dope. Or anybody.

14 kiloliters of gin in a foreign police department.

Prehensile rectum.

treadmill/airplane.

Balroq/Wings

Pyramid building.

That’s why I only quoted the first half of your post. :wink:

I remember the cursed cooler.

IIRC, the dog survived.

That’s what it takes to get the plane onto the treadmill.

I hang out on a text based message board that has survived for a quarter century.

You old timers take a bow all!