Not my pun (I think it’s not uncommon in the CofE - I was once at a dinner where we were led to expect sole meunière which never appeared, and a clergyman present volunteered to pray for the lost sole) - but by all means, but have at it.
Not according to this website:
Nrs 1 and 2 are the same on both lists…
The 1910 model is a Norelco triple-header shaver. They were the best electric razors until they stopped offering adjustable depths.
However, the simplest solution may be, of course, Occam’s Razor.
My apologies. I didn’t notice that the one list went from least to most. I didn’t expect that and didn’t read it carefully.
do they have a … gardener?
Call Rosemary and Thyme. 
what happened to Mr. Parsley and that Sage lad?
The only worse “church” pun I know is “Gladly The Cross-Eyed Bear”.
That was a weird way to list the countries.
“We’re going to list the 25 countries that eat the most pizza, but we’ll do it in Miss Universe fashion”
Read to you by Steve Harvey.
“I’m Sir Celery.
I’m Miss Parsley.
We are the Onion Twins.”
Name that product from the 70’s
My dad used to sharpen pencils using a knife, that’s like a knife holder for his version.
I’m a little surprised that the “1904” model uses a Gem-style single edge razor blade. Did those exist in 1904? I’m having trouble googling an exact date, but it 1904 seems within a few years of when they were first marketed, in one direction or the other.
TIL about Anatoli Bugorski, a Russian physicist and the only person who knows what it’s like to be zapped by a particle accelerator.
Not true-- People are often deliberately zapped by particle accelerators for medical reasons. Not usually in the brain, but I wouldn’t be shocked to find out that that’s been done, too.
And is it really worse than this?:
Maybe it’s like “Murder on the Orient Express” – they all did it.
Aren’t you supposed to blur spoilers???
For a 90 year old book /50 year old movie? Seriously?