Tell us what you know about the history of WORLD WAR I without using anything but your own brain

Following a recent trend but concentrating on history rather than science.

The topic is World War I. A major international event so there’s no home field advantage.

The rules:

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I’m an American, so I don’t know shit.

Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated; that was kind of the thing that started the whole mess.

Trench warfare.
No man’s land.
Chemical weapons.
Mechanized warfare.
Long stalemates, with thousands upon thousands dead and inches of territory to show for it.

History was not my strong suit…

Initiated by a collapsing house-of-cards of alliances.

Modern technology yet archaic tactics led to huge stalemates and tons of uneeded death.

Led to the end of four empires.

The flash point was the assassination of arch-duke Ferdinand.

Of course, I don’t know if any of that is actually correct.

Austria presented a list of demands to Serbia.
Virtually all of these having been met, Austria declares war on Serbia.
Russia supports Serbia by preparing to invade Prussia.
Prussia kicks of their defense against Russia by invading France.
Prussia begins their assault against France by invading Belgium.

Let’s see…

In 1914, Europe was bound by a series of alliances. Gavrilo Princep assassinates Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo with a hand grenade. Austria-Hungary attacks Yugoslavia, creating a strange cascading effect with the alliances, such that countries without any real stake in things are fighting each other, with the obvious ones being France and England vs. Germany.

The first part of the war on the Western Front was mobile, and generally fought as if it was the Franco-Prussian war. The obvious power of the machine gun becomes apparent, and both sides entrench. The race to the sea happens. Soon the Western front is solid trenches from somewhere on the Belgian coast to the Swiss border.

Stalemate sets in. Thousands of lives are lost for the minor gains of a mile or two at best in battles like the Somme, Ypres, Vimy Ridge and . Canadian infantry gains a reputation for extraordinary valor and fighting prowess. Different tactics and weapons are tried to break the stalemate and end the trench warfare, among them gas, stormtroopers and the tank.

Huge numbers of British, French and German young men die in the trenches, on a scale not yet seen in warfare. The French Army mutinies at one point due to excessive casualties.

German aviators use zeppelins to bomb the UK proper.

Tanks are the only one that really work well. At the Battle of Cambrai, tanks are first used en masse, and work very effectively, paving the way for more armored warfare.

In 1918, the Allies are war-weary, and kind of punchy. The American army shows up, and after some political wrangling, are under Allied commanders, but in wholly American divisions, as opposed to the suggestion that indivdual American companies (and maybe men) be used as replacements in British and French units.

Between tanks and the massive influx of fresh, well supplied American troops, the deadlock is broken in the east, and the Germans are on the run.

In the east, trench warfare never develops to the degree that it did in the west. German generals generally run roughshod over their less competent Russian counterparts.

In the south, the Italians and Austrians fight in the mountains as chronicled by Hemingway. The few italian attacks on the French are soundly repulsed.

At sea, the Royal Navy fights hard, but eventually thrashes the German navy at Dogger Bank and Jutland, where battlecruisers are shown to be vulnerable if fighting in the battle line. The German Navy does not sail forth after Jutland, except for U-Boats, which very effectively wage war on British and French merchant shipping. Unrestricted u-boat warfare is very controversial.

In the air, the pilots tend to duel in single combat, and some become famous, like Eddie Rickenbacker, Manfred von Richtofen, and Frank Ball (? not sure of the name). Airplanes are still primarily reconnaisance vehicles, although bombers are in use by the end of the war.

At the end of the war, Germany was economically broken, and the Allies dictated extremely harsh terms to them (Treaty of Versailles), setting the stage for WWII.

I heard it started when a bloke named Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry…

You could trace the roots back a long way and talk about a lot of proximate and approximate causes but the upshot of it was that the European powers had, by 1914, become immensely rich and immensely powerful, controlled most of the world, and were engaged in an arms race. Peace in Europe was maintained by the threat of unprecedented military force, which would be brought to bear by multiple combatants in a series of alliances. The perception of weakness had to be avoided for fear of precipitating an attack on the part of the seemingly more powerful party.

Though a variety of historical machinations too boring to get into, the alliances more or less settled into England, France and Russia on one side, with Germany and Austria-Hungary on the other.

The Jenga of European peace was brought down by an outbreak of war between Austria-Hungary and Serbia, over the assassination of Fran Ferdinand (which itself is the end of a long and miserably story about war in the Balkans.) Fearing what would happen if they didn’t mobilize their armies and attack, all the principal combatants had to do exactly that, so war was on.

The German-Austrian (and Bulgarian, hence “Central Powers” plan was effectively a colossal attack first into France, to destroy the presumably more alactritous French Army, and then to swing east to destroy the Russians. The German offensive was halted, however, and the Wester Front ground into trench warfare. The Russian front became a somewhat more mobile war.

Other countries were yanked into the conflict. Britian’s Commonwealth children were pulled in and sent many tens of thousands of their citizens to die. Turkey joined the Central Powers; Italy joined the Allies, resulting in a massive front of war between Italy and Austria. War was fought over many parts of Africa as well, and across the high seas.

In 1917 the United States joined the Allied side.

Finally, Germany defeated the Russian Empire and swung west to finish off the Allies. Their spring 1918 offensive did not quite reach Paris and the Allies, now bolstered by fresh American troops, sent the Germans reeling. Crushed under their weight of the war, the GErman state collapsed and Germany sued for peace.

The German, Austro-Hungarian, and Ottoman empires ceased to be, replaced by a patchwork of new colonial mandates, little countries, and outright takeovers. Russia fell into civil war and the Soviet Union was born.

It was the bloodiest war fought in human history to that point, killing at least 15 million people. The scale of slaughter and destruction was unprecedented. Political movements sprung from a loss of faith in the systems of government as previously constituted - leading to, most notably, Communism and Fascism.

I know a lot more than that but that kind of sums it up.

Lessee…(I’m American)

Austrian Archduke Franz Ferdinand assassinated in Sarajevo(?). This sparks an international crisis set up by a series of alliances and treaties between most of the countries in Europe. Austria, backed by Germany, declares war on Bosnia(?) (the Balkans always confuse me), who is allied with Russia. Russia declares war in retaliation, pulling in France via their own alliance. England is pulled in when the Germans invade Belgium on their way to France.

Trench warfare.
Mustard gas.
Lost generation.
Lusitania.
Doughboys.
Schliefflen (sp?) Plan.
Kaiser.
Lloyd George
Wilson
Assassination of the Russian Czar Nicholas & family during the Russian revolution–start of the Anastasia myths.
Verdun
Passchendale
Gallipolli
Treaty of Versailles–often blamed for setting the stage to make WWII possible.
Americans enter in 1917.

Huh boy.

[my horrendous ignorance on World War I]

To put it very basically: lots of countries in Europe were having internal problems, and the big war was sort of an excuse or distraction from that. The politics always go completely over my head.

Started with the assassination of Franz Ferdinand in 1914 in…Sarajevo?? (Probably wrong.)

Germany had a pretty good navy, but were so good at using machine guns that they could shoot Beethoven’s Fifth. They had tactics that, while justifiable, were also seen as somewhat barbaric, and the British press demonized them for it. This was the first war where the press played a big role in determining people’s opinions? (Not at all sure about this one.) Uh. There was also trench-fighting. Which really really sucked because of the cold and the disease and the lice and the death.

First time poisonous gas was used. Troops feared it, but you were far more likely to die by gunshot.

The Spanish Flu Pandemic in 1918 played a rather big role, since the war was a fairly convenient vehicle for its spread.

America entered the war in around 1918…just in time for it to end.

Ended basically when everyone was exhausted. Treaty of Versailles gave Germany no out–they sign or more violence happens.

[/my horrendous ignorance on World War I]

My cite is my history professor in my 1000-level history class senior year of college.

Also, I am American.

Female, American.

Countries in Europe started making stupid alliances like crazy. As in, “If anyone declares war on Germany then Romania is obligated to declare war on that country.” and so on. Someone shot The Archduke Ferdinand which led whatevercountryhewasfrom to declare war on whatevercountry which led to a chain of countries declaring war on each other all over Europe. But that somehow misses the fact that I’m also aware that Germany was or appeared to be a major aggressor. I remember that the Kaiser at the time was a bit nuts, and that he was one of Queen Victoria’s grandchildren, but I don’t remember why Germany got most of the blame. Anyway, Germany blew up an American tanker, the…Lusitania? and then we gradually got sucked into the war.

Most history other than WWI I’m more knowledgeable about, I promise. I should read up on WWI.

Gavril Principe, a member of the Black Hand, murdered Duke Ferdinand the heir to the Austrian throne and his morgantic wife. This led to a ruthless demand being placed on Serbia by Austria who was given an open cheque by Kaiser Wilhelm. Although the terms of the demand were largely accepted, Austria still declared war on Serbia. France and Russia mobilised to support Serbia and Germany mobilised.

Using a prewar plan the German armies invaded Belgium in a giant right hook intended to sweep behind the French armies. Britain, not allied to France Russia or Germany did have an 1839 “scrap of paper” guaranteeing Belgium nuetrality and consequently demanded that German troops leave. They did not and the lights started going out over Europe.

The initial German thrust came very close to succeeding but was eventually stopped at the Battle of the Marne. The British Army had staged the famous retreat from Mons delaying the German Army in the process but it can be argued the the dilution of the original German plan ended up costing Germany a quick victory over France. Britain had only a small army at that time- no where near the size of the Continental Armies.

Then started the race to the sea with consequent trench warfare. The Russians suffered devastating defeats at Tannenburg. This contributed eventually to the Gallipoli campaign to ease some pressure on the Russians, Turkey having sided with the Axis by this time.

The Gallipoli campaign ended in failure as did several huge offensives. At Verdun, the German Army tried to bleed the French Army and whilst this worked, they had similar losses. Pressure was relieved by the largely British Offensive on the Somme on 1 June 1916. British losses the first day were a staggering 60,000 men. There were many more essentially senseless battles which gained little, such as the battles of Paeschendale, Cambrai and Fromelles.

The British Navy had been enforcing a blockade of Germany and this was gradually starving the country into submission. The most notable Naval engagement was the Battle of Jutland in 1916 which didn’t bring the victory that England had hoped for but it did largely bottle up the German surface fleet for the remainder of the war- they made a few forays and achieved nothing. In an attempt to even the score Germany several times started a campaign of unrestricted submarine warfare. Although the legality of the British blockade was questionable, the German submarine strategy was provoking international outrage. A lot of this anger was being generated in the USA. In 1917 the German Foreign Minister (Zimmerman) sent a diplomatic message to Mexico stating that Germany would side with them should they declare war on the USA to recover lost territories such as Texas and New Mexico. This was decoded and passed to the Americans. President Wilson declared war on Germany in April 1917.

After the collapse of the Russian Army, the Germans waged a series of battle (Operation Michael) in an effort to defeat the Allies before American forces arrived in strength. This failed and commanders such as Monash and Currie were using new tactics to force the Germans back.

Eventually, the Kaiser was forced to abdicate and the German Government sued for an armistice. This was granted for 30 days (later extended) and the guns fell silent on 11 November 1918 at 11 am.

Well the guns almost fell silent… Allied forces fought on in Russia until around 1919 supporting White Russian forces.

I have not mentioned the air war- aircraft and balloons were used to great effect for scouting and spotting falling shells. There was terror bombing of civilians mainly in London and Paris but also country towns and in Germany towards the end of the war. Fighter aces came into vogue.

It is often thought that machine guns accounted for the majority of casualties in WW 1- in reality it was shellfire.

I am Australian.

OK here goes. This is going to be embarrassing (sigh…)

Serbia, circa the first decade of the 1900s. The European nations are all involved in one or another network of cascading alliances, of the “we will come to your aid if you are attacked” variety. Some lesser crown prince (“Ferdinand” something or other?) gets assassinated there in Serbia. The diplomats bungle it. The nation from which the dead prince hailed gets heavy-handed with Serbia, and the allies of Serbia make menacing noises on Serbia’s behalf in return. More diplomats bungle it further and the allies of Serbia’s allies indicate that they will indeed go to war agains the allies of the fallen crown prince, and before long no one gives a shit about Serbia, it’s all about France and England versus Germany, with most of the other European countries (and Canada, and Australia) lining up on one side or the other.

The backstory, aside from the spiderweb of alliances, is that between 1300 and 1900 the coastal European nations got colonies in Africa and the Americas and landlocked Germany did not and is a bit miffed about it and has taken the attitude that some additional territory from somewhere ought to end up in German hands. And France, for some reason tired of whomping and being whomped on in return by the English for centuries, is itching for a chance to take the Germans down a peg.

Nations jump into this thing with official cavalries and the traditions of warfare of an earlier era; young men from wealthy families are happy that they can go do brave deeds and their generation will indeed get Their War. But it gets very ugly, with chemical warfare and much more deadly munitions. People die in huge numbers, in horrifying carnage, which is distributed fairly evenly so the involved nations keep doing it rather than concede anything. The soldiers dig out trenches so as to be below the surface where bullets can’t pick them off, then lob grenades and missles to kill the enemy in their own trenches. Periodically they rise en masse and charge across the fields into a hailstorm of bullets and, if they make it, down into the enemy trenches to kill the enemy like rats in a sewer. It’s a miserable war with very little room for traditional heroism, and it grinds up huge numbers of people.

Towards the end, with every nation worn down pretty awfully, their young people all dead and their natural resources gone, the Americans enter on the side with the English and the French and that finally tilts the balance.

As winners, the French and their allies punish the Germans pretty badly, requiring them to disband their military and pay very hefty penalty fees & reparations.

Then the flu comes along and at the very tail end of the war, as it is winding down, kills an astonishing number of healthy young men, but the statistic gets sort of buried by having those casualties included as war dead.

Armistice Day is celebrated by most of the former combatant nations. They do something with poppies in commemoraton. In the US it is called Veterans Day and no longer has anything in particular to do with World War I, it’s just a generic “yay shout out to the armed forces veterans” sort of holiday.

A mysterious woman with strange hair gives some secret plans into a tin-can shaped robot and his prissy friend. The robots get away from a guy in a black cape and malfunctioning scuba gear and go to a desert planet to look for a guy wrapped in a brown blanket who chops people’s hands off with a glowing blue sword. Then they all run away in a UFO piloted by Indiana Jones and his pet sasquatch. Then— What?

The Germans celebrated building an Empire by having a World War!!!

<-learned all I needed to know about history from Eddie Izzard.

/Dogs with long ears along the side please, we’ll explain later.

In 1914, the Archduke franz Ferdinand was assasinated. This sparked a crisis that spread throughout Europe, eventually plunging most of the countries there to declare war on most of the other countries. France and Germany used the event to renew their old rivalry, which pretty much ended up being a stalemate that killed hundreds of thousands. IIRC, the entire 1915 graduating class of Oxford University died in one battle or another. By the end of the war, Russia had overthrown its monarchy, and the Ottoman Empire, German empire and Austria-Hungary were all broken up into smaller countires who didn’t like each other, as well as countires like Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia that forced people who didn’t like each other into an uneasy alliance.

In the 1940s Francis Ferdinand was found to be still alive meaning that the war had been fought entirely by mistake.

At least that’s what our class clown in 8th grade class said once.

Bunch of cousins (all grandchildren of English Queen Victoria) decided to declare war on each other and have other people fight it.

The war was caused by various alliances, plus a mania on the part of the French to regain territory lost in the Franco-Prussian War. France had alliances with the UK and Russia; Germany allied itself with the Austro-Hungarian Empire and Italy.

The immediate cause was the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary (heir to the throne) by a Serbian nationalist while visiting Sarajevo. The Empire demanded Serbia (a separate country) basically give up its sovereignty to them; Serbia refused. A-H gave them an ultimatum: give in to their demands or be invaded. Russia, considering themselves the protector of the Balkan countries, and egged on by France, threated Austria-Hungary with war if the invasion took place. A-H called on Germany to back them up. Eventually A-H declared war; Russia joined in, Germany backed up A-H, and France gleefully joined.

Britain tried to stay out of it, but when the Germans invaded Belgium, which the British wanted as a neutral territory (and was a potential staging area for an invasion), the UK joined in (famously characterized by the Germans as “going to war over a scrap of paper”).

The Germans used the Von Schlieffen plan, which called for a massive attack on France for a quick defeat, so they could move troops against the slow-mobilizing Russians (the French Plan, basically an invasion of Alsace and Lorraine, was called “Plan 17,” though not from outer space). The plan was a good one but failed for several reasons. The Russians mobilized faster than expected, the German right wing was weaker than called for in the plan, and the French discovered a break between the German armies and, mobilizing the taxis of Paris, moved troops to win the battle of the Marne. The war turned to trench warfare.

The Russian mobilized, but were badly defeated at Tannenburg and also went into trenches.

The war became one of stalemate. Massed attacks (the allies favorite tactics was a mass charge against machine guns) were useless. There were occasional successful tactics like Nivelle’s rolling barrages, but the Germans adapted to them quickly and they rarely worked twice.

The Italians turned on their alliance and joined France and Britain due to bribery. They fought a bunch of battles in the same spot in the Alps, winning a little ground each time until they lost badly at the same place. The Japanese joined the allies mainly to get hold of German territories in Asia.

There was fighting in many other areas of the world. Two major campaigns was that in Mesopotamia, where General Townsend, one of history’s great incompetents, captured Baghdad but was force to give it up. He retreated to the town of Kut, was surrounded, and did nothing but call for a relief column. Eventually, he surrendered all his men, after mismanaging everything he could.

There was also a theater in Kenya. The German general there waged a guerrilla war very successfully and keeping extra UK troops pinned down.

Various methods were tried to break the stalemate. Winston Churchill planned an invasion of the Gallipolli Peninsula in Turkey (a Central Power like Germany), with the idea that he could then move up the Balkans (evidently, he never looked at a map a realized there were mountains in the way). The invasion was botched, with false starts and bad decisions that allowed the Turks (led by the future Kemal Ataturk) to know exactly where the invasion was gong to be, and thus pin down the Allied forces on the beaches. The forces eventually retreated in the debacle.

Among the battles on the Western front – the Somme, Ypres, etc. – the most striking was Verdun. The Germans noticed that for every German soldier killed, two French soldiers died. They decided to attack at Verdun – a salient (peninsula-like section) on the lines and what was considered a quiet sector – and hope the French would send in troops so France could be bled white. The French fell for the bait. General De Castelneau of the general staff took one quick look at the battle – where the French were drawing back and the sensible thing would be to just shorten their line – and said that Verdun could be defended. He then sent General Philip Petain to do the job. Petain realized his position, but using the single road into the area (the rue sacree), he brought in reinforcements and weapons, while rotating out soldiers so they remained fresh. The battle raged for months and the Germans began to see that they were losing troops as fast as the French, so they called off the attacks.

Things stayed at stalemate until the US joined. There were several reasons. One was the German’s unrestricted submarine warfare, where they’d sink any ship, neutral or ally, that they found. The US complained and the Germans gave it up for a time. When they resumed it (and also due to the sinking of the Lusitania, which probably was carrying weapons, but otherwise was just a passenger ship), the US declared war. The US was also pissed over the Zimmerman telegram, a missive sent to the German ambassador in Mexico saying he should make that offer that if Mexico declared war on the US (and thus kept us out of Europe), Germany would make sure they’d get back the territory they lost in the Mexican War. While possibly a hoax, it enraged public opinion against the Germans.

Meanwhile, tired of the war, Russia underwent revolution twice, with Lenin eventually coming to power.

The entry of the US was the beginning of the end. Millions of fresh troops were joining on the allied side, while the Germans were tired after four years of war. Erich Ludendorf, who shared command with Paul von Hindenberg,* ordered a final offensive. When it failed, and the US troops started pushing the Germans back, Ludendorf said the hell with it and urged surrender.

US General of the Armies (the only one ever to hold that rank) John Pershing wanted to take the allies to parade in Berlin to show the Germans they were beaten, but the other allies were too tired of the whole thing to do it. That turned out to be a big mistake.

*Ludendorf was a brilliant tactician, but was filled with doubts. von Hindenberg was a noble, and unperturbed. Before a battle, Ludendorf would get hysterical, terrified his plan would fail and Hindenberg’s job seems to be to calm him down.

Some guy named like a cow got assassinated. It was about 1917. The western front was all quiet. Disease was the major killer on all sides, and it was the first war to have any real air power.

…yep, that’s pretty much it. American.

Allegiances.

Allegiances allegiances allegiances. Among incestuous royals, brown-nosing diplomats, and private capital.

Add mustard gas, machine guns, frag bombs, and airplanes. Season with zeppelins, cavalry, murderous line-charging, and epidemic flu.

Top liberally with crippling reparations payments.

Repeat as necessary. And it will be necessary.