I suppose I should be jaded by now with celebrities and their sex videos, but this goes beyond the pale. It’s even in public, where children go. Why isn’t Andy thinking of the children?!
“love all”, indeed. 
The link is perfectly safe for work.
That’s what I call high koalaty entertainment!
I’ve reported you for summary bannination.
I always used to tell people that I applied for a grant to study wildlife in Australia, but was rejected because I didn’t have the right koalafications.
I hear he’s been diskaolafied from his next tournament due to this little fiasco – the USTA doesn’t treat all of their star players with ekoalaty, apparently. Maybe now that he has some time off, he can finally take the trip over to Koala Lumpur that he’s been so anxiously awaiting.
I actually like puns but I don’t think I can bear anymore koala puns.
Roddick doesn’t do anything for me, but koala you let me know if Roger Federer gets a porn tape?
Someone’s Christmas stocking is going to contain a big lump of koala if he continues to be grumpy!
A Koala walks into a bar. A hooker comes up to the Koala and says, “hey hairy, want a date?” The Koala says sure, and they sit in a booth in the corner. The hooker and the Koala start to get-it-on and end up with the Koala performing oral sex on the hooker. Afterwards the hooker tries to get her money, but the Koala refuses.
“Hey,” says the hooker, “don’t you know the definition of a hooker?”
The Koala says, “No, sorry, I don’t.”
And the hooker says, “it’s someone who has sex for money.”
The Koala says, “Well I guess you don’t know the definition of a Koala.”
“What’s that?” asks the hooker.
“An animal that eats bushes and leaves.”
A koala was sitting in a gum tree… smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
“Hey Koala! What are you doing?”
The koala said, “Smoking a joint, come up and have some”.
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was ‘dry’ and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, “What’s the matter with you?”
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
“Hey you!”
The koala looked down at him and said,
“Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude…How much water did you drink?”
They make my blood freeze…
[sub]koalguate, you might say[/sub]
That was funny. If I were ever famous enough to give a big interview like that, I would hope that someone would tell me that was going on…
… but we all know they wouldn’t. Vultures.
(Sorry I couldn’t pull any decent koala puns out of my pouch…)
Federer probably bribed the koalas to do that while Roddick was speaking. It’s a psyche-out tactic to throw Roddick off his game before the Australian Open.
OK fine. What would you koalat?
Apparently, they’re lesbian koalas, too. So this is a bit more serious than your usual run-of-the-mill tennis-star-in-bestiality-porn scandal.
I swear I am frelling contact-high from reading that joke. AND I can’t stop laughing! I really must be tired. :p:p