Out of desperation for something to watch on TV this evening, I watched Desperate Housewives.
Do any of you besides me think that Ter Hatcher’s facial features look very similar to those of Sandra Bullock’s?
I think Teri Hatcher’s characters klutzy mannerisms are like Sandra Bullock’s.
Resemblance? I don’t see it.
I can see where someone might think they were second cousins or something but really similar? No… not at all.
Here I thought this was going to be one of those “who would win in a fight” threads and had made a little bet with myself on how many posts before someone said “every heterosexual man in America” or something similar.
And no, I don’t see the resemblance.
Uh, so… who would win if Sandra Bullock and Teri Hatcher had a fight?
Just the guys with front row seats. Maybe the dude with camcorder.
And, of course, everyone who got to see it on pay-per-view.
I just mentioned to my wife tonight how disappointed I was when I saw whatever that film was with Teri Hatcher’s naked boobs in it. Ever since Lois and Clark and the Seinfeld episode, I had high hopes. Saggy and flat, dammit, although she gets bonus points for being “all natural”. Which is actually a good thing, usually, but here I just…
What was the question? Yeah, I don’t see resemblence beyond the dark hair and female aspect. And I think Sandra is a hottie.
Yeah, they’re real, but not spectacular.
Not really. Both are extremely attractive, though of the two I think Teri is hotter.
Bullock would win. She has the weight advantage.
Also, she could get her boyfriend, Jesse James, to step in if she got into trouble.
Terri Hatcher…
If she's prepared. :pHas anyone ever seen them together?
I think they look alike too. Maybe it’s the hair.
Most natural boobs on thin women are probably kinda flat and a bit saggy after a certain age, 30 or so, maybe?
Your question is too vague? What sort of fight would they have? Both are pretty good at faking a fight – witness Teri’s incredibly hot catfight in “2 Days in the Valley” and Sandra’s considerably less hot but still impressive martial arts workout with Benjamin Bratt in “Miss Congeniality.”
Given their unproven skills at actual martial arts and their demonstrated skills at fake martial arts, I’m thinking the only sane and logical contest for the two of them must be: canola oil wrestling. All others are either too vulgar (barbeque beans wrestling or creamed corn wrestling) or too lah-de-dah (WWF, G.L.O.W.) for two such downhome babes.
Now as to what they should wear, given that it’s oil wrestling it would be best if both wore just their own skins and nothing else. And it would be best if both of them shaved off their pubic hair in that case. But although I can see Teri acceding readily to such a demand on behalf of her craft, I can’t see Sandra doing it because she’s an actress who might be in line for a Best Actress Oscar someday, and there is that rule about actresses who’ve done films featuring their canola-oil smeared labia, however briefly glimpsed, never getting the Oscar nod.
For that reason, I think a skimpy string thong bottom would be the way to go, with them otherwise naked, preferably with their hands tied behind their backs, but that’s just me. Of course, the film that would contain such a match would have to be an edifying story indeed, possibly something about the horrors of drug abuse, women who’ve had to struggle after being mistreated by men, or the plight of migrant farmworkers – although you still could sneak in a car chase or huge explosion or two in.
Well, there it is, just a matter now of writing the screenplay.
Isn’t Jesse James married to Janine Lindemuller?
I’m not too up on my Monster Garage watching.
Wel, that didn’t stop Hattie McDaniel.
Admittedly, that was a supporting actress award.
Well, that didn’t stop Hattie McDaniel.
Admittedly, that was a supporting actress award.
Nope. They got divorced last year.
…wait… wait… wait… say what?
That was worth a double post.
I still don’t get it. The short bus version?