Terms of Assumption

I was talking to a friend of mine, ya’ll might know him, name is Lexicon, about what happens when you assume. Here are the three quotes about it that came to mind.

When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.
(the classic)

Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.
(from The Rock)

When you assume, you make an ass out of you and piss the hell outta me.
(from Long Kiss Goodnight)

Anyone got any others they want to share?