Pass or fail?
Sorry, this thread isn’t being offered on a pass/fail basis.
You’re grading on the curve?
Sure, they curve – they’re called threads, not sticks.
Oh, GAWD! It’s that nightmare where I’m 8 hours late for the big test thread!
…and I’m still in my pajamas, and the questions are pure gibberish!
At least you have pajamas. I’m naked!