Test

[Northern_Piper]

Test

[running_coach]

@Northern_Piper

Test

QFT

[DrumBum]

You have 25,000 or so posts. I would think you have tested everything the board can do.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Will this be on the test?

[running_coach]

@burpo_the_wonder_mutt

Will this be on the test?

Fortunately, it’s open book.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

@running_coach

Fortunately, it’s open book.

Story of my life.

[Bill_Door]

Will this be a comprehensive test; or is comprehension not required?

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

^ What do you mean?

[Biotop]

TEST:

1. If Paul has 8 donuts, and Mary has 4 donuts, how many does Cindy have?
2. Why was William happy with his new shoes?
3. Where are the* **A.R.D. ***games held?
4. Johnny has two of them. So does Annie. How many does Doug have?

[Siam_Sam]

Are you grading on a curve?

[DSYoungEsq]

Never known Northern Piper to be testy.

[Cartooniverse]

@Biotop

TEST:

1. If Paul has 8 donuts, and Mary has 4 donuts, how many does Cindy have?
2. Why was William happy with his new shoes?
3. Where are the* **A.R.D. ***games held?
4. Johnny has two of them. So does Annie. How many does Doug have?

1. As a part-time employee of Dunkin’ Donuts, Cindy has both all and none simultaneously. In Non-Einsteinian terms, she is her own Tesseract, crossing the time/space continuum with each bite of an apple fritter.

2. William is a third-year student at the Lutheran Seminary in Germantown, Philadelphia, PA. He’s happy because they have been re-souled.

3. They haven’t been held since 552 B.C.E.

4. Due to a congenital birth defect, Doug has one.

[kayaker]

reported

[Biotop]

@Cartooniverse

1. As a part-time employee of Dunkin’ Donuts, Cindy has both all and none simultaneously. In Non-Einsteinian terms, she is her own Tesseract, crossing the time/space continuum with each bite of an apple fritter.

2. William is a third-year student at the Lutheran Seminary in Germantown, Philadelphia, PA. He’s happy because they have been re-souled.

3. They haven’t been held since 552 B.C.E.

4. Due to a congenital birth defect, Doug has one.

Exactly one of your answers is correct.

[Zyanthia]

@Biotop

TEST:

1. If Paul has 8 donuts, and Mary has 4 donuts, how many does Cindy have?
2. Why was William happy with his new shoes?
3. Where are the* **A.R.D. ***games held?
4. Johnny has two of them. So does Annie. How many does Doug have?

1. Mary is a politician. Mary notices that Paul has more donuts than he needs, so she takes 4 of his donuts and gives them to Cindy. Now Mary charges both Paul and Cindy 2 donuts for the service she provided. Mary ends up with 8 donuts, Paul and Cindy each with 2.

2. Because they are blue suede shoes.

3. I have never heard of the A.R.D games, but I’ll guess on the first full moon after the summer solstice?

4. 0. Doug is not a ninny.

[Biotop]

@Zyanthia

1. Mary is a politician. Mary notices that Paul has more donuts than he needs, so she takes 4 of his donuts and gives them to Cindy. Now Mary charges both Paul and Cindy 2 donuts for the service she provided. Mary ends up with 8 donuts, Paul and Cindy each with 2.

2. Because they are blue suede shoes.

3. I have never heard of the A.R.D games, but I’ll guess on the first full moon after the summer solstice?

4. 0. Doug is not a ninny.

No! All wrong! No points! Did no one study and do their homework?:mad:

[Johnny_Bravo]

@Biotop

4. Johnny has two of them. So does Annie. How many does Doug have?

They’re mine. **BACK OFF. **

[Biotop]

@Johnny_Bravo

They’re mine. **BACK OFF. **

Someone is a little testy…

[Biotop]

1. Cindy has none. I would have told you if she had some. Plus there are only 12 donuts in a box.

2. They fit the bill.

3. Thread Games is a SDMB forum. Simple anagram.

4. One. As in Syllable.

Going forward please study.

[Zyanthia]

I still say 0 was a correct answer with the information provided Johnny has two ‘N’, Annie has two ‘N’, Doug has 0 N