Uh huh, coating my 'nads in overn cleaner is a viable option to hanking my short curlies out by the roots. Yeah, I know it’s not lye but stuff that burns away hair isn’t exactly good for sensitive skin.
Oh, the hair yanking device referred to earlier is an Epilady .
flodnak - FY, the scrotum sack is pretty insensitive to pain. I think it is doable without too much hollering. 
The instructions on my girlfriends bottle of ‘Veet’ (hair removal cream) says to not put it on genital area, does this only apply to the female genital area as i’m pretty sure my nads can handle it…
I tried a hair removal cream (nair or something, can’t remember the brand) on my thigh once, and wound up with just about every follicle ingrown. Not an experience I’d like to go through again and especially not one I’d like to happen down there!
I’ve been shaving down there for years, and I have yet to experience any itch at all.
I also had my eyebrows waxed once and that made me yelp pretty good. No way I’m getting my boys coated in wax and then have the hair ripped out by the roots.
It’s not so much an ‘itch’ more of a ‘prickly’ feeling. I was led to believe this is because the ends of the hairs are cut and have a flat end and are more abrasive because of this. Waxing pulls the hairs out so that when they grow back the ends are tapered and softer. This is the kind of luxury I think my balls deserve.
Would duct/duck/gaffer tape work?
Just wondered.
One thing that would concern me about waxing the boys is that the skin is so floppy I’d think ingrown hairs would be more likely. And that would be a lot more uncomfortable.
Instead of shaving, you might consider using a clipper and just cutting them down very close. You won’t be completely smooth, but it’s still a big improvement over doing nothing and would leave you a bit more comfortable. Try it and see what the g.f. thinks.
The hair. Cutting the hair down very close.
:rolleyes: Oy gevalt. :smack:
Using a clipper on my lemons sounds like it has a massive potential for pain if you ask me. I can get a very close finish using my Mach 3 but it is the stubbly hairs that bother me and i’m sure a clipper would have the same problem. Is there no brave man on the SDMB that has had their spuds waxed and can give us the lowdown?
I’ve used Veet on my girlie bits without a problem, it just didn’t seem to do a very good job (but then it doesn’t seem to do a good job on my armpits either), and I didn’t want to put on loads of applications over a short space of time.
There was an advertisement in the Montreal Mirror a few years back offering this service. The text read: “Butts, Backs, and Balls”
How does one break in to this business??
Wax, some elbow grease and a strong stomach. 
This is it, I’ve decided. I’m going to wax the 'nads. If you wait for a week WILLASS I’ll tell you what it’s like.
In the May 2004 issue of Out* magazine, gay porn star Gus Mattox tells of his adventure with the Aurora hair removal system. It’s a laser system that, according to Mattox, causes no discomfort and takes just minutes. But it isn’t cheap but it’s permenant after 4 to 6 sessions.
OK, I’m not so good at the linking and coding, but I submit for your approval my own tale of woe in the genital waxing area:
I am female so this won’t all apply to you but please do consult a professional. Self waxing can only end in tears.
Yes, I know it is considered tacky by some to link to your own threads, but I feel like I’m doing a public (pubic?) service.
Now, that´s one brave soul right there.
Just in case you pull too hard, should I make a request for a soprano position in the choir?
Would it bleed?
Maybe we should warn the other British Dopers.
“If you hear agonizing, wraithlike screams coming from a salon nearby, it’s just nocturnal_tick getting his nuts waxed.”
If you’re very careful, just use a flame and burn the hair off. Just make sure to give yourself a good shampoo down there first, if you happen to use hairspray for styling purposes. Or everything will go up in a blaze of glory! GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!
Anyhoo…
Now that might be a good id… No! No way!
Who is the doper that lives in Suffolk? He’ll probably be able to hear me just over the border.
Wait what am I saying? I’m not going to scream because I’m a man. A manly man. I going to prove to all the female dopers here that it is nothing. Right after my mum gets backs from picking some up for me. 
Hey I may be a man but I ain’t going into the chemist to buy it.