Fair play nocturnal_tick! I’m getting my girlfriend to do it with a self waxing kit on the 8th so, unless you come back cryin’ like a sissy, then I will definitely go ahead with it. I’m kind of worried though as I wouldn’t trust her to mow the lawn…
Even her own?
So many jokes…all jumbling together in my head…
WILLASS, did you realize that in this thread you’ve called your testicles plums, lemons, nuts, and spuds? What about eggs and kiwis? You got something against the less common testicular food?
Rez, I tried to read your thread and realized I would have to read it later at home, because I was about to start guffawing at work.
No she makes me do that; it’s my Sunday ‘chore’!
featherlou - I look to my lunch for inspirational testicle euphemisms. Unfortunately I had lentils today.
That was classic Rez! You have really made me reconsider my decision…
I would have thought waxing your testicles would be a really REALLY bad idea; worse, MUCH worse than merely waxing your scrotum.
WILLASS:
I’ve never waxed. I’ve known those who have waxed. I’m told in the hariest parts, the forces can be so extreme that entire patches of skin come off with the wax. This is, needless to say, excruciatingly painful.
I predict your best case scenerio is mentally-traumatizing agony and a some percentage of your nutsack ripped clean away. Worst case, you tear your entire hairy beanbag off, leaving your gonads not only uncoiffed, but skinned like a game animal as well.
If you are committed to this masochistic insanity, my advice to you is: First, apply the hot wax. Your sack will, of course, relax as all hot sacks do, and your balls will hang low. Allow the wax on your nutsheath to cool. Now, dip that hairy, wax-covered satchell in a beaker of icewater. Your frigid scrotum will contract into a plum-sized, wrinkly ball. Finally, rip as fast as you can, and hope like hell there’s something left over when you’re done. I’m guessing the more taught the scrotal skin, the less likely it is to come away with the wax when you tear it off.
Best wishes for success, you crazy fuck.
Erm…shit…maybe not. Thanks for the warning. Maybe i’ll just do the ‘gooch’ as an experiment.
What about ‘Sugaring’? My girlfriends mothers friend offered to do it for me (she’s a beautician) but I turned it down on the basis that it would be way to weird to have my girlfriends mums (attractive) friend ripping hair out of my sack.
Ehhhh…“gooch”?
I think you passed “weird” a few exits back, my friend. Probably when you started discussion waxing your scrotum with your girlfriend’s mum’s attractive friend.
Discussing! Discussing, dammit!
Hey! It’s ‘sugaring’ not ‘waxing’…
Not that its any less weird mind just, you, know, pointing out the mistake.
(shuffles feet, stares at floor, makes a run for the exit)
P.S - Loopydude, the ‘gooch’ is also known as the ‘barse’ and the ‘tween’. Its the bit that is between your balls and your ass.
almost reminds me of the plaster casters.
ow…
Oooo, like the male equivalent of taint! Neato!
Hmm maybe you’ll think I’m even weirder when I tell you that we were discussing it down at the pub with my girlfriend, sister, girlfriend’s mum, gfm’s friend and about eight other people in attendance. It seemed like a perfectly appropriate topic of conversation at the time.
[hijack]Vanilla, I saw Pamela DesBarres when she was on a tour promoting her book, lo these many years ago. Was much impressed. BTW…the mold didn’t hurt. There’s a very famous story about Hendrix and that mold… 
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mommy, make the bad man stop
I always thought it was called a taint on guys too. " 'Taint my sack and ‘taint my ass.’
I think reading this sentence solved any future nutsack-waxing dilemmas I may encounter, as I believe all my nutsack hair just fell out in horror.
Are you getting your mother to help you do it?
I also know that area as the “taint”.
The “Gooch” however, was my homeroom teacher in grade seven. She only had the job because she was married to the district superintendent, and she had the disturbing habit of removing her bra during class when she thought no one was looking. Of course, no one ever really intended to look, seeing how see was quite a beast. :blah:
Anyhoo…