So would you use a testicular wrench to loosen a petcock?
er…eta…make that loosen a ballcock?
I wouldn’t use one. I hear those things can drive ya nuts.
I’d love to get my wank spanners on one of them!
It sounds like something Nelson Muntz might give to Bart Simpson. An escalation from a noogie or a purple nurple.
From the saying…" That guys nuts are so tight you’d need a testicle wrench to loosen 'em!!"
Just before posting this I sent an email to my buddy who is looking for a name for his band…I’ll keep yas posted!
SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!!!
That made the ‘boys’ tighten up and run for the hills.
I would be interested to hear from any man who can watch that video without an involuntary grimace*. At least.
*be aware that I will assume you are a serial killer
Jesus Christ in a chicken basket!
Pediatricians keep a set of numbered plastic “eggs” or testicle gauges that they use when monitoring testicle development in a boy. They have a feel and then write down in their notes “4/6/2009, he’s up to a number 5.” and that sort of thing.
The testicle wrench is the special tool they use to remove the testicle gauges from their secure mountings for use.
That sounds like something from BSG:
“Sir! They stole the keys to the Armory!”
“That’s okay, as long as they don’t get a testicle gauge, they won’t be able to remove the eggs!”
This, like many of the more embarrassing aspects of life, reminds me of an Achewood strip. Superpenis testicles is precisely the kind of thing a device similar to a testicle wrench would be used to either cure or artificially induce in unpopular boys.
Are we talkin’ an open-end/box end testicle wrench, or a set of testicle wrench sockets with a rachet handle?
Here’s another possibility: did the name arise from a typo? I can more easily imagine someone talking about a testicle wench than a wrench.
I don’t even own a set, and I still grimaced! I didn’t even finish the video. I made it to the point where they said something about “grabbing the scrotal sack with a towel clamp and slicing…”, That was enough for me.
Sounds like something a couple would buy for c&bt.
I think they make a swiss army knife with one of those.
I knew a guy that had testicular cancer. He told me all about it. Anyway he said the doctor told him he could install a prosthetic testicle in place of the one he was removing.
So I asked if he went for it.
He replied no, he didn’t.
I told him this was the wrong answer. He should have said hell yes. Not only did he want a prosthetic one, but the largest one they made, and he wanted it made out of solid brass.
That way if the question ever came up, he could say “Why yes, I do have brass balls, why do you ask?”
I swear coffee came out of his nose at this point.
I dated her!
I suppose a testicle torque wrench isn’t out of the question? D’ya suppose that would work in inch-pounds or foot-pounds? :eek:
Newton-metres.
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