Testicles for sale

They’re not blue are they? I don’t like them in blue.

Do they have any warranty left on them? What’s your return policy?

spogga-I’d ship them over sea’s but there would just be to much seamen envolved.

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Someone had better go balls to the wall on this one.

Feller, I gots me mah own pair of balls, and sonny boy, they’re plenty big enough that I don’t need no spares!

do they cum with a money-shot guarantee?

Not that I’m interested in buying… if my wife had her druthers, mine would be out there competing with yours for a buyer.

I really think it’s kind of tacky to sell off the family’s jewels just because you need the cash…

Hmmm, I’m almost convinced this would be a good buy. I do need a spare set as I’m prone to forget the primary ones at home while I’m out running errands. They should fit in the glove compartment nicely.

How about a trade? I’ve got an appendix and three wisdom teeth that I don’t need any more.
Has anybody seen Jerry O’Connell chasing Jake Busey’s amputated nut around a hospital in Tomcats? Good, clean family fun.