The Superbowl ads included ads for Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis(sp?). They all are pretty much the same…the ads show happy couples getting ready for lots of red-hot monkey sex.
Has consumer research rated these drugs? Anybody know which grant the most reliable wood?
Or should all three be taken?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Independent research has shown that Levitra is the silliest name of the bunch, and that women named Alice are objecting to the third.
What if you took all three at once?
It would be an uplifiting experience.
I’ve tried Viagra and Cialis. Levitra is supposed to last the longest (3-4 days), Cialis lasts about 2 days (although it can only be taken twice a week), and Viagra lasts 6-12 hours, maybe a bit longer. They all work pretty much the same apart from that though.
They take about 30-40 minutes from ingestion to full effect. I’m pretty sure you know the effects once they are active 
A bit like the Energizer Bunny, you keep going, and going, and going, and going…
Side effects: if you take them too often you start to get a seriously painful headache whenever you have sex, which is not pleasant to say the least. Don’t do what I did and take poppers (amyl nitrate) with them or your head will explode.
Lesser known effect: If women take them they get seriously turned on. I mean thrown-you-down-on-the-bed-and-howl-for-your-blood turned on. Wow! Double Wow! Note though that they’re not designed for women and may have side effects.
In all cases like that you’ve got to remember, these are prescription drugs and always see your doctor if you have erectile dysfunction or have any problems with drugs.
We had a lot of fun last night, as a group, trying to figure out how Cialis was supposed to work on demand for 36 hours. Is there a built in clapper? Do they give you some coat hangers so while the “little guy” is not in action he can still be put to good use?
I have no experience with any of them, so I’m going to have to base my opinion on the advertising. Cialis gets my vote. Some might think that having a disclaimer suggesting medical attention if the erection lasts for more than four hours, I think it’s a clever marketing scheme. I mean, if you’re going to get worried, why four hours? Shouldn’t two or three hours make you start to wonder? Once you hit five hours do brain cells die? Do other essential body functions stop? This needs to be researched.
As a non-user, non-needer, I have a question:
Do these drugs just make you really horny, and therefore easily aroused, or do they pretty much force you to sprout a raging pup-tent, and then your mood presumably follows suit?