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<FONT face="arial, helvetica" size="2" ><B>Torgo</B></font><br>
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SDMB user "samclem" used a smiley face icon saying "putz." How to do this???<br>
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"My hovercraft is full of eels."</font></p>
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<p><FONT face="arial, helvetica" size="2" >Thank you Mr. Starkey. I wasn't sure if you could make the smiley say anything you want or not.<br>
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