How can you tell if a dildo is anal or vaginal?
By its taste. :eek:
Hmmm, wonder if this is going to cause problems at the annual Dildo Days celebration.
Straight Dope on The Texas Dildo Massacre
I used to work at a video store that rented the texas dildo massacre, and on the cover(It stands out in my mind) there’s a hot chick(Well, a porn star ;)) holding a chainsaw, but instead of teeth, it has little dildos around the chain. I’m not entirely certain whether such a device was used in the film however.
“holding a chainsaw, but instead of teeth, it has little dildos around the chain.”
Holy Shit! :eek: :eek: :eek:
That’s okay, it can still be accorded a place of honor in Ye Olde Pleasure Museum, right next to the Horse-drawn Vibrators Of Yesteryear.
Their slogan: You’ve come a long way, baby!
NO! It’s gotta go here!