Texting while driving causes Daisy Cowit to hit a herd of cows

[Senegoid]

@panache45

Does she have a brother named Elmer?

That’s just bull.

[horsetech]

@TokyoBayer

But what is a cow’s full impact? Do they possess half impacts as well?

Impact is an anatomical term we prefer not to use in polite company.

[Count_Blucher]

@horsetech

Impact is an anatomical term we prefer not to use in polite company.

…but Prime Rib & Prairie Oysters were half-price in Orange County for at least a week!

[Floater]

@James_Toothpaste

This is why we should not text while driving.

Or drive while texting.

[Annie-Xmas]

Should one text while mooooooooving?

[Rachellelogram]

In related news, several of the cows were posthumously ticketed for jaywalking.

[Sunspace]

Honest, if she’d used the horn, none of this would have happened.

[CalMeacham]

@Cat_Whisperer

I like it, I like it!

Heh.

Oh, Lord, I read that as, “Fed the ostrich fruit under her breast…” i.e. she had an ostrich fruit under her breast. I couldn’t figure out what an
“ostrich fruit” was. :smack:

They’re very rare.

They only grow under breasts.

(And I had the same reaction when I read the headline on that page)