Th' heck with Terri: Sunny von Bulow is still "alive!"

She’s been in the same state as Terri Schiavo since 1980—some of you are probably too young to even remember her. Here’s a site on her. She’s not “news” since, for some reason, her entire family seems to agree to keep a feeding tube in.

Sunny’s my role model: she’s thin, rich, gorgeous and never gets out of bed.

Funny you should mention her, Eve. I was just wondering the other day whether it was a coincidence that two of the kids in A Series of Unfortunate Events were named Klaus and Sunny.

That is interesting, bizarre and topical. I wonder if the Schindlers can adopt her when Terri does finally die? (I mean, they’ll need something to occupy their spare time soon…)