Thai-Government-Approved Breast-Slapping Course

In this blurb and video on the Bangkok Post website, it does not actually say the government has approved it, but I have been assured that such is the case. And while you may think this is a joke, it is very real. Even though this is featured on the website of a family newspaper, it could conceivably be considered NSFW in some quarters, so I had best break the link:

But if you want larger breasts without the fuss of all that surgery, this may be the ticket for you. However, it ain’t cheap. At the end of the video, the, um, slapper quotes prices of 10 million baht for the body-slapping course, 8 million baht for the breast-slapping course and 5 million for face-slapping. That’s US$325,000, $260,000 and $162,000, respectively.

Ah, actually the blurb does say it’s government-approved. At last, it says it now. That was not there earlier, and I think they changed that recently.

Phew! Good to be sure you’re not geting ripped off!

Does this actually work…?

I don’t doubt that it causes temporary swelling, but I highly doubt it has a permanent effect.

I could see myself making a career of that.

I did notice in the video that when she was showing the increase from 31" to 32" that she measured in different places. High on the breast for the first measurement, and lower down for the 32".

What! I was paying attention.

So this boob blurb has already been busted.

:smiley:

Nipped in the bud, one might say if one was so inclined.

Reviving this zombie to let you know that Kim Kardashian endured this on her recent trip here: “Included in these supposed treatments was the ancient procedure of butt, face and breast slapping. Costing £200 for a 15-minute session, fans of the treatment says wrinkles are erased, pores are shrunk and skin feels tightened.”

I know her name but only from the news. But I also know there seem to be many people out there who would revel in the thought of her paying big bucks to have her butt, face and breasts slapped.

My wife thinks it is very funny – I’m trying to be polite and not say “pathetic” – that Western women would fall for this hocus. She’s never heard of this supposed “ancient treatment.”

So she was tittering, then?

:smack:

£200? Sheesh. Doesn’t she realize how many people would happily slap her on the ass or in the face for free?

She pays to be sure they STOP slapping her.
(This Doper does not endorse the gratuituous slapping senseless of Kim K or any other woman. But he recognizes there are those who would pay hard earned cash to do so in her case.)