Not that I am well versed in the arts of botanophillia, but I can imagine there have to be a hundred better fuck buddies in the produce section than a banana tree.
Yeah, that´s the first thing that popped in my mind; some fucked up priorities right there. Rape a woman: 4 years, criticize or insult the king: 15. :dubious:
Sometimes I think about stuff like that and that my country doesn´t even have an embassy here and it gives me the hibbie-jibbies.
Raping a tree? That wood knot be good.
How does one fuck a banana tree and do I want to know about this, really?
Nevermind, I finished reading the thread
I’m pretty sure it’s only a missed-stem-eener in most countries.
sorry.
“Rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape… BANANA TREE!”
Who else has this earworm stuck in their heads now?
Mine goes:
Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, SPLINTER! SPLINTER!
We get a lot of strange deaths, too. Here’s one from earlier this month that starts out: “A Roi Et man was yesterday found dead near his home wearing 15 brassieres and a short skirt that belonged to his estranged wife.”
Story here.
That is weird. Who has fifteen bras?!
Well, his wife USED to, until he made off with them. 