Thai Police Arrest Rapist

[QUOTE=lalenin]
Actually…, banana trees are used by farm boys in Cuba as a first sexual experience a lot. This was often joked about during school year, where farms boys were teased about it.

As I understand it, and no I never tried it, you poke a hole more or less penis sized on the banana tree and go at it. Since the banana tree is more of a soft grass and very wet…, well you get the idea.
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Not that I am well versed in the arts of botanophillia, but I can imagine there have to be a hundred better fuck buddies in the produce section than a banana tree.

[QUOTE=Siam Sam]
Hmmm. Four years for rape, but I just remembered that lese majeste will get you something like 15 years.
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Yeah, that´s the first thing that popped in my mind; some fucked up priorities right there. Rape a woman: 4 years, criticize or insult the king: 15. :dubious:

Sometimes I think about stuff like that and that my country doesn´t even have an embassy here and it gives me the hibbie-jibbies.

Raping a tree? That wood knot be good.

How does one fuck a banana tree and do I want to know about this, really?

Nevermind, I finished reading the thread

[QUOTE=Mindfield]
Raping a tree? That wood knot be good.
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I’m pretty sure it’s only a missed-stem-eener in most countries.

sorry.

“Rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape… BANANA TREE!”

Who else has this earworm stuck in their heads now?

[QUOTE=dwc1970]
“Rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape… BANANA TREE!”

Who else has this earworm stuck in their heads now?
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Mine goes:

Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, SPLINTER! SPLINTER!

We get a lot of strange deaths, too. Here’s one from earlier this month that starts out: “A Roi Et man was yesterday found dead near his home wearing 15 brassieres and a short skirt that belonged to his estranged wife.”

Story here.

That is weird. Who has fifteen bras?!

Well, his wife USED to, until he made off with them. :smiley: