Someone has to attend the mandatory public schools to learn about the mandatory gay sex and mandatory evolution from the mandatory agnostic, but preferably atheist teachers.
Legalized prostitution too? Pretty please?
How soon do we get to see the free 24/7 porno on TV? Obama should have mentioned that earlier. He’d be polling at close to 100% with men.
Make it legalized socialized prostitution and I’m aboard!
It says in the letter. A bunch of judges resigned and he replaced them with “far-Left, American Civil Liberties Union-oriented judges.” So now the only sensible justices are Roberts, Alito, and Thomas.
I didn’t realize the ACLU counted as an orientation. That’s going to add a whole bunch of letters to the LGBT word salad.
The Marquis de Sade, I once read, once proposed state-run brothels in which all women would be required to serve at some point in their lives. Kinda like being drafted or doing jury duty (but more socially beneficial).
I’d pay money to see that. So much funnier than the TweedleDee dance in Star Trek.
Since we don’t have a lot of experience as a socialist nation, I think we should import the 'tutes from a long-time socialist nation. I suggest Sweden.
That’s not going to work either.
Yes, but at least it gets us a few vowels. Maybe now we can actually form a word.
Ooh! Blondes! 
Here’s what I get putting GLBTACLU in a Scrabble generator. This assumes, of course, that one of those letters is already on the board and playable.
8 points: club
7 points: bulla, cab, clag, cub, tubal
6 points: abut, bag, ball, blat, bug, bull, call, caul, cull, cult, gab, gault, tabu, talc, tuba
5 points: act, alb, bal, bat, but, cat, cut, gall, glut, gull, lab, lac, tab, tub
4 points: ba, gal, gat, gul, gut, lag, latu, lug, tag, tall, tug
3 points: ag, all, alt, lat, tau, uta
2 points: al, at, la, ta, ut
And sadly even Clarence Thomas is a prettier woman than Justice Ginsburg (but at least she’s handy at killing babies with a gavel).
2014: Lord Obama, By Divine Reckoning Autocrat for Life and Beyond of the United Americas, divorced Michelle, banishing her and their daughters to an Arkansas trailer park. Money earned from the sale of Oregon was used to fund his own polyamorous wedding with former child star Haley Joel Osment, aging party boy Matthew McConnaughey, and a large she-panda given to him by China in exchange for the U.S. Navy. Clay Aiken, Morrissey, and the Captain and Tennille performed, and during the reception Senator Orrin Hatch and Governor Mitt Romney were sacrificed at Obama’s Temple (formerly the SCotUS building).
Actually, there’s more to the salad these days. It’s LGBTQA + ACLU. You can’t forget the “Questioning” and “Allies”!
So what can the generator do with another A and a Q?
I’d also add, because it’s perfect witch hunt material - they can look like anyone, and can’t prove they aren’t gay.
I’m not sure how that would work. There’s already going to be mandatory sex. I don’t think it has been said yet, but since bisexualism is also mandatory, there must be mandatory hetero and homo sex.
And this pretty clearly implies mandatory out of wedlock sex. Unless there’s going to be mandatory group marriages. Yes, yes, that makes sense, so-- mandatory group marriages.
But the payment. You obviously don’t want to encourage some kind of power hierarchy by allowing those with money to control who has sex. So I think there should be a mandatory payment, from all parties to each other for all sexual acts.
And there will be government grants available to help the poor pay for more sex. And obviously we’ll want to encourage homosexual sex to compensate for past discrimination. So here should be some kind of extra subsidy for men who are willing to put their rectums on the firing line, as it were.
I’m not sure how one would structure a corresponding incentive for lesbian sex among women. My personal inclination would be a viewer fee for men who want to watch, but I’m open to other ideas. WAY open!
And the men would be pulling 100% of the time! (For Obama, since we’d all have teh mandatory gay.)
Than Kew! I’ll be here all week! Here in my bunk …
<Stan>All right, this is gay. Everyone back in the pile!</Stan>
Nope! I’m sorry, but this is going just a bit too far! I’m not really into the whole gay sex thing (at least with me as a participant), but I’m willing to make that sacrifice if that’s what my country demands of me. However, subjecting people to those performers is, quite clearly, a violation of the Geneva Conventions regarding torture. I believe they’re specifically mentioned right before “Waterboarding” and just after “Having your nutsack hit with a hammer.” I’m afraid that, as much as it pains me, I’m now going to have to join Dobson’s underground resistance movement. And I had such hope that this would be a better country.