This deserves way more of an OP than I can give it as I’m tired and having eye problems, so I’ll just let it speak for itself. From Focus on the Family and James Dobson comes [PDF] LETTER FROM THE FUTURE- OBAMA’S AMERICAcourtesy of James Dobson’s Focus groups.
Highlights (written from 2012):
Man, if I didn’t have reason to vote for Obama before, this clinches it! No more Rush Limbaugh, graphic sex on network television, homos get bonus money for enlisting in an all gay military, and no more Fundies teaching biology, hell yeah!
Unfortunately there’s no more Israel since Iraq (or Iran or someone) blew it up after Obama drew the all-gay armed forces out of Baghdad (they kept complaining that “everyone says Lagos is what Tikrit used to be and you can still get hand woven baskets for $4!”) so I guess I won’t be going to that “New Herod’s Pleasure Palace Dead Sea Foam Party”, but as the good book says, “You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life. The facts of life.”