But now they want Spongebob Squarepants
Its a free registration but here is the gist:
"Now, Dr. Dobson said, SpongeBob’s creators had enlisted him in a “pro-homosexual video,” in which he appeared alongside children’s television colleagues like Barney and Jimmy Neutron, among many others. The makers of the video, he said, planned to mail it to thousands of elementary schools to promote a “tolerance pledge” that includes tolerance for differences of “sexual identity.”
Don’t these knuckleheads have anything better to do with their time?
What about helping to feed the poor, build a park, make a model, read a feaking book! Anything to keep their hands and minds occupied and not think about gay people.
I have to suffer Dr. Dobson, because I can see his Focus on the Family building from where I work. I would however, officially like to apologize to the rest of the nation that we can’t keep him busier here in Colorado.
This Years Model wrote “That close and you’ve never brought a bazooka to work? Slacker.”
I would but the Air Force Academy frowns on employees bringing on base anything larger than a pocketknife, and they aren’t too sure about those.
I just wish the Reverand Doctor Dobson and his ilk would just get their collective minds off buggery. It can’t be healthy thinking about it all the time. Really.
You may already know this, but there’s a retired Episcopalian bishop named John Spong who some holds some mildly (heh) controversial views on Christianity in general. He’s relatively famous, at least as far as Episcopal bishops go…
Eh, I just figure Mr. Dobson and his posse are pissed simply because the Nickelodeon PSA doesn’t urge kids to hunt down homosexuals and hang 'em from the nearest tree. (No burning at the stake, kids – fire is dangerous!)
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I think I’ll go buy my son a boxed set of Spongebob Squarepants DVDs now, just to piss Dobson off further.
