I hereby commit to the PIT one Dr. James Dobson. I also tangentially pit the press which seems to think they need obtain a quote from him on any social issue: most recently, on the deleted “Postcards from Buster” episode which included a daughter of lesbian parents in Vermont. Link.
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Why do I pit him? Because I’ve encountered his bullshit ideas about morality since I was a little kid (the church I grew up in showed Dobson movies) and the man won’t be happy until this country is a totalitarian theocracy, where people are free only to be the kind of Christians he thinks we should all be. Also I pit him because he turns every moral issue into an Apocalyptic, “the country is going to hell in a handbasket” kind of dilemma. “Tolerance” isn’t going to ruin the country or anything else, neither is an increasing acceptance of homosexuality, Dr. Dobson. There is no gay agenda, and there is no conspiracy to force you to accept homosexuality yourself, nor to foist it on your family. The bile you spew has caused more than enough rampant hate and ruined lives; I fail to see how gay marriage could come close to matching the social harm of the intolerant, moral superiority you advocate.
I hate the bastard. I hate his smarmy, sanctimonious crap. I hate that he is the self-styled family conscience of America. He is a bigot. He doesn’t understand the first thing about what liberty means, or what a free society is, or the ideals of religious freedom that were part of the foundation of this country. I’m so sick of his bullshit, which amount to, “I believe the Bible says ‘X’, and so our government should legislate ‘Y’, and it should enforce the teaching of ‘Z’, and I’m going to raise bloody hell until it does.”
Most of all, I pit him for his utterly lacking any ability whatever to show true Christian love.
Lastly, I pit the present administration for allowing such self-righteous ignoramuses to have such great political power.
There’s a special place in Hell reserved for people like you, Dr. Dobson, and others of your ilk: people who think they know God and represent him, but in fact only represent their greedy, deluded, power-hungry selves. Unfortunately, I don’t believe in Hell, but this is one of those times when I kind of wish I did.