Let’s face it. It’s not about birth certificates, death panels. bail outs, or anything else. I consider this to be so obvious that I’m not submitting it for debate – it just doesn’t make sense for people to be genuinely upset about such a rash of things they’ve made up or exaggerated to be mad about. OK, the bail outs are real, but the hillbillies shaking their rakes at town hall meetings sat idle while a white Republican president grew government and trampled on civil liberties, so there’s not a political ideology behind all that disgust and anger.
The spittle-sprayers have been stampeding from cause to cause without once slowing down to graze on facts, and I just wonder… what’s next? Pretend it is your job to win the next new cycle on Fox. What do you present? There’s a hidden clause that there will be mandatory organ donations written into health care? I don’t want my crippled child to go before an “organ panel” to decide if he or she deserves their kidneys? Or how about hands-on homosexual instruction in the schools? It doesn’t seem like any evidence is required to spread a wildfire rumor, and nothing is too outrageous/ridiculous for these people to believe. So we might as well get in on the myth-making action.
Barring that, I’ll gather together 17 women who claim that B. Obama and his homies drugged them with roofies and ran a train in his dorm room at Occidental College, and four of them bore his children. Never mind that their kids don’t look black, Michael Jackson’s kids didn’t look black, either. More women will come forward claiming date rape at Harvard Law School, not just in his dorm, but also in his secret meth lab under the gymnasium. Naturally, both colleges will denounce him and rescind his degrees, not only for rape but also because he lied about being an American citizen, which is patently obvious to all Americans by now.
When you first go to a doctor, they tend to ask you about any surgeries you’ve had, if you drink or smoke, if you’re sexually active (and if so, how many partners), what medications you’re on, and if there are any medical problems in your families.
Since the government is taking over healthcare (this is a fact verifiable by referring to ones rectum), this means that the government must want to keep in-depth records about your sex life, if you drink or smoke, if your family has “good genes.”
Clearly the Obama Socialist Regime is building up towards a complete eugenic overthrow of the American population, until eventually only the pure, healthy people are left to carryout Obama’s new world order.
It’s going to be the Florida prayer case. The state is in an untenable position: they send the guys to prison which will result in a popular revolt, or they do not convict them and are dragged into Federal court. If the SC “rules against prayer”, and the state of Florida will not enforce it, then we have a constitutional crisis. Would Obama really send in federal marshalls? The number of fervent Christians dwarfs the birthers. I truly think we are headed to having states attempt to cecede again.
A quick way to quell the uproar might simply be to say “Would you be this upset if they were praying to Allah?”
There’s two things I dont understand about that, though: 1) how is that a criminal offense? and 2) how is it that public school employees are still occasionally so dense as to pretend that they can do stuff like that?
I know that the religious take massive umbrage over separation of church and state issues, but it just seems so ill-advised. They’re railing against the very concept that lets them practice their religion in the first place.
It’s criminal because they refuse to order a court order. They think it’s OK because their version of religion requires witnessing. This is an “ends justify the means” mentality.
I don’t think anybody asked whether or not they would continue fanning the flames. I, for one, do not expect them to realize that they’re standing in the same house.
The religious people who do that are either not thinking things through, or are the sort who think that they will be able to impose their particular brand of religion on the country and crush all dissenters. The believers who think otherwise support separation of church and state because they realize that their particular church would be one of the ones that got crushed. Or, because they have personal experience in being harassed or worse by other believers who have hijacked local government. Lawsuits about such things as school prayer tend to be from the religious, not the greatly outnumbered unbelievers.
Email reported to be from an unnamed source close to highly regarded professionals appears to confirm the suspicion held by some that the vaccine contains a mutated designer gene/stem cell concoction that mutates mothers and future mothers so they will produce enough multiple births (OctoMom!) to pay for and service the decadent Socialist Obamination that is ready to step out of the shadows.
The whole thing is financed by TARP money. (You didn’t think the Recession is real did you?!)
An evil plan (aren’t all plans evil?) to dupe the “common salt of the earth”, for the purpose of genetic engineering, by which the Obamunists will create their new Master Race.
small print: thereby leading to the ultimate goal of total world domination.