So there’s this bloodbath over in some foreign land that we’re a part of. And it’s apparently not going as well as we would have liked. Seems some of our guys and employees are bahaving like typical humans when unsupervised and the locals can’t seem to grow enough flowers to spare any for our feet.
So to get our minds off that unpleasantness, Our Guvernment finally looks toward domestic affairs and tosses out a shiny nugget vaguely calling for immigration reform. We all flock to the nugget and soon lose interest because we need to be told who our next American Idol will be.
And when that fails to keep us entertained we start wondering where all the children have gone and they toss another shiny out to us called Gay Marriage Ban–which hasn’t got a prayer of passing because it’s so divisive and ridiculous, but it’s inflammable so we’ll take our eye’s off the red sands again…
Well, election year is fast approaching so they’re gonna need some really good shiny stuff to keep us distracted. What’s it gonna be?
My money is on the Villainous Canadians and their extortionately cheap lumber destroying valuable ecosystems and undermining the American Lumberjack’s way of life. The Maple Leaf State has repeatedly ignored our right to tarriff the daylights out of their lumber…and they bitch about us not letting them catch our fish, or about us catching too many of “their” fish. And they sell cheap drugs to US Citizens. Plus…they’re French Sympathizers, and everybody knows that France bends over for THE TERRORISTS! And lookit all the TERRORISTS trying to sneak accross our northern border! CANADA IS A SAFEHAVEN FOR THE TERRORISTS!!!
: is draged off by the meninwhite foaming at the mouth :