I only wish I had something worthy to offer in return…
http://www.marryanamerican.ca/
“No good American will be left behind”
Wow.
This’ll piss my recently-ex girlfriend from Canada off.
Neat.
Aw, thanks. We love you too. Well, I do. Some of my countrymen may hold opposing views… but they’re Canadians too, and I have to learn to understand them. And while a few of them are foolish sheep and raging commies, most of them have at least half-decent reasons to arrive at whatever opinions the have.
I’m not gonna marry you, though. I don’t like “grrls” that way.
What are you pitting? 
(Love the idea of the site though) 
We can modify it in to a pitting of my ex.
You know, just because.
I just wanted to swear (just about every other word out of my mouth/fingertips for the past 24 hours would make a sailor cry), and it seems like a lot of the folks who would enjoy it are lurking down here in The Pit anyway…
Ah, I see. Didn’t think of the title.
I’d be much more impressed if you said you loved fucking Canadians.
I’m sure I do. I’ll get back to you once I have at least a sample size of 1. 
Oh, man! You beat me to it. I came in here to say exactly this.
Given some of our recent trade disputes, it sure seems like the US government does!
There, now this is a good, partisan post-election Pit thread.
So, how does one find one of these oh-so-willing Americans?
My place?
How to find a willing American? Just check out the county-by county results map and go trolling in the wee bits of blue.
Y’know, it would seem that you folks can really help each other out here…
I know a few if you need me to hook you up. They’ve already downloaded some of the requisite paperwork to apply for citizenship in EU countries. I’m sure they’d be happier staying on this continent though.
Incompatible plumbing, I’m afraid.
Cuts down on the moving expenses.
I’m a big proponent of more immigration, so I say come on up. Canada needs more people.
phones his kinky friend from Kentucky posthaste
Thinking of sending it on to some friends in the US, but need to know first if same sex marriage will get them Canadian citizenship.