What's the Next Shiny Thing To Come From Washington?

The Legislature has given up. There is still a band of fundies trying the popular-amendment route, but they’re way short of signatures, and have succeeded mostly in generating news stories about many of the signatures they do have having been obtained by subterfuge. Got no chance anyway.

Not nearly, not even if you count Senators who *say * they support it as *actually * supporting it. That distinction was my point; sorry for any nonclarity. But even the panderees recognize it as pandering by now, in increasing numbers.

But Clinton got his base massaged!

And remember, vote for a Librul and Hillary will make your son marry a boy. The Clintons secretly funded the Faggot Cowboy movie.

-Joe

That’s a lovely thought. Any evidence? I can’t count the number of threads where I’ve seen people talking about the Neocons, the RR, and how the camel’s back is finally snapping this time".

-Joe

They are doing it as we write now. The protect the marriage act. A constitutional amendment being discussed no less The aim of gays has always been to destroy marriage. Finally we tget it.If gays destroy marriage they get…something I guess. I dont have a clue. I just know they want to destroy marriage. Divorce rate is over 50% ,so it is working.

Don’t exist, dude. Complete figment of your imagination.

As clean a whoosh as e’er I saw on this board.

I always wondered how exactly marriage was going to be destroyed. What does it mean? Are they going to blow it up?

Of the married gay couples I am familiar with on a personal basis, I see a divorce rate of exactly 0%. If I wanted to pump up some good numbers in favor of marriage, I would consider how this might affect the impact on the overall divorce rate staistics.

ooh! shiny! dang…wasn’t there something else I was supposed to be paying attention to?

The four-slice deluxe toaster, of course. What else would they want?

I knew it - they want to be able to get married so they can get gifts at wedding showers! Bastards!

I bet Hallmark and Target are behind this.

-Joe

Since I cannot be this funny, allow me to link to someone who can:
http://www.thepaincomics.com/weekly040310.htm

I’d say the Pubs are going to do whatever they can to prevent 2 things ever from coming up again - 1) abortion 2) illegal immigration. From their rhetoric you’d think they want to change those issues, but realistically, it would be the fatal shot in the heart if they ever actually overturned Roe or passed some serious anti-immigrant legislation. Thus, it’s unsurprising that they’ve gone for the Pink Menace again.

I’m guessing you mean the Republicans here… which would make the Democrats the party that actually needs to massage its base but doesn’t.

Rangel is trying to reinstate the draft yet again. :rolleyes: Moron. It went thud last time he tried it in '03, and then he was asking for people 18-26. Now it’s 18-42. [Gene Wilder]Could someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?[/gw]

The EPA is changing diesel fuel requirements so that the diesel used for trucks emits lower sulfur than currently required in the EU. No word yet on new requirements for fuel tankers and such, but the oil industry and the trucking industry are fuming about it. It might be tough to make a lot of people care about it, but that may be the next Shiny Thing.

No cite, but I heard about it on NPR recently.

Do you really think so? You seem to live in California (maybe even San Diego, from your location line), and I’d be interested to hear your experiences on the matter. To me it seems like everyone I know (I’m a few months short of 20 and most of my friends can’t legally drink, BTW) has an opinion on the issue.

While I agree with your point, I have to tell you you’re misinformed. Cecil delivers the Straight Dope here.

I somehow doubt he really wants a draft…

No, I know he doesn’t, and I get that he wants us out of the war. So do I. I just don’t think this is the way to go about doing it. Aside from being a waste of tax dollars spent in subcommittee, it’s just going to piss people off.

It will be threefold. Gays, illegal immigrants (actually Mexicans in many minds, but that would be racist, so they’re going to sugarcoat it for us), and terrorists. If they could somehow pull it off, they’d try and convince us that all Democrats are gay Mexican terrorists.

You mean they aren’t?!? :eek: :confused: :smack:
I really do have to catch up on my reading. You miss one memo…

It’s always timely to blame the Villainous Canadians! :slight_smile:

What we need is something to terrorize Americans that George W. Bush can seemingly do something about to prevent – you know, the way he has prevented further terrorist attacks.

And I have just the thing: He can prevent the eruption of the Yellowstone Super-volcano.

This volcano, should it erupt, would destroy the United States as we know it. It would disrupt the climate over all of the earth and cause famine. Its noxious gases would poison the atmosphere. It could cause the extinction of humanity.

Only George W. Bush and the Department of Homeland Security can save us.

But they must act now.