Thank you, Lieu!

As I mentioned in the insomnia thread, I’m really struggling right now with insomnia. Rather than lie in bed all night and stress because I can’t sleep, I usually get up and keep myself occupied. Last night I applied for a few jobs, etc., and then got bored.

I searched for thread titles containing the word “poop” and spent the rest of the night LMAO–trying to do it quietly so I wouldn’t wake up my sister, who was sleeping in her bedroom (we share a 1-BR apt. right now, so I sleep in the living room). My sides ached from laughing, my gut hurt, I had tears streaming down my face. It was great!

So Lieu, thank you for making a white night a lot more fun than usual.

I’m planning to start teacher certification so I can teach elementary school. I have the sense of humor of a 4th or 5th grade boy, and I’m seeing that might be inconvenient at times. I’d be more likely to rate a loud obnoxious burp or fart than ignore it, which could really lead to problems in the classroom. Maybe the last day of school? Then the boys would start off the summer with a bang. Of course, the girls would think that Ms. W is just plain out disgusting. Some you win, some you lose, right? :stuck_out_tongue:

Ms. W, odd as it is for me to be on this board anytime other than M to every other F, 7 to 4, it’s nevertheless humbly surprising to read your comments now and I can’t help but be curious as to what thread made you giggle. Whichever it was, I’m pleased to hear that my bowels moved you so.

While I can’t rightfully say I’ve ever googled on “poop” to help me retire restfully, I can with all honesty say that the comments from Dopers here on said subject have caused me numerous times to absolutely convulse with laughter at their literary style, wit, and marvelous sense of humor. It’s them in my mind’s eye that provide the real mirth. A ribald group indeed resides within these hallowed corridors.

Yeah, lieu rules.

Some here may find him a “one trick pony of poop”, if you will.

I, however find him a Great Shining Stalion of Poop!

The brilliant giver of soiled stalls, canned farts, and upper deckers.
May we ever bask in his glory!

Well let me say that after basking in it for three and a half hours, his “glory” kinda smells like boiled eggs.
That is all.

There’s a lot of poop out there in the world, and Lieu is defineately at the top of the pile. :slight_smile: