IMHO:
**Who else is keeping America running today?
What is the most demanding & complex skilled job with the relatively poorest pay? **
You just can’t make this stuff up.
Two minutes later:
**What is the most demanding & complex skilled job with the relatively poorest pay?
Humiliating, degrading pat-downs by airport security teams **
Cafe Society:
What flavour is Cream Soda?
Coke au lait?
Free online drum program?
What would Dre do?
Did I do this right? 
In MPSIMS:
What Goes On Inside a Gay Bathhouse?
A Study-Free Weekend!!
You can say that again.
And ParentalAdvisory, you did it just right.
Right at the top of the Pit, right next to each other (but not in this order, sadly)
I pit the anti-christmas anarchist
Fine, I’m a grinch
In The Pit:
Clinton Slips Leash; Jennings Critical
Oddly proud to be southern
It may be Thanksgiving, but our toilet is still overflowing.
Bricker: Got A Second?
(Hey Bricker, when you’re done with Elza B’s toilet, can you come over and unplug mine too? :D)
I pit my Mom’s turkey.
Who knew darts was this tough?
(Mom may have been in the pub for too long…)
And my very first three-fer! Yay for me!
**I’m not eating the turkey. Get over it.
I am disappointed by this bag of baby carrots
A preemptive Thanksgiving rant **
SIMS:
I dedicate my 3001st post to the girl who survived rabies.
Wait till I get my big groping hands on your soft little breasts!
Today is Mrs. Stuffy’s Birthday!!!
Oooh! A Drinking Game!
Ooh, you stole mine! Curse you! 
I don’t usually actively seek out sequential thread titles, but that one tickled my funny bone:D
MPSIMS:
The kanker sore from hell!
Doper coffee mug exchange
This is one Doper exchange I am going ot avoid.
**The photographer really should have said something to Duhbya.
A hotdog toaster!! **
MPSIMS:
**
A hotdog toaster!!
I did it!!! I made Thanksgiving dinner!!!**
Geez, there are a lot, lately.
MPSIMS:
**
A bad date.
Wait till I get my big groping hands on your soft little breasts!**
Today is Mrs. Stuffy’s Birthday!!!
Wait till I get my big groping hands on your soft little breasts!
I’m getting married in the morning…
To my sister
IMHO:
What are the big names in your town?
Wal-Mart, et al
In MPSIMS yesterday:
** How would you die?
Showing off a bit.**
“Hey y’all-- watch this!”
Remove the period from the first and change the uppercase U to a lowercase and you get 3/4 of a Bible story. Sort of:
Seemingly mundane, but sentimental things you’ve lost.
Up on the Mountaintop, Kill, Kill, KILL!! (PG-13)
SIMS:
Canuckistani Dopers: Bush’s visit tomorrow
Up on the Mountaintop, Kill, Kill, KILL!! (PG-13)
(This should not be read as me wishing for GWB’s assassination)
Slowing down the Christmas free-for-all
Up on the Mountaintop, Kill, Kill, KILL!
(…Not advocating that anyone take this approach)