Sighted just a few seconds ago in the Pit:
Woman charges $951K on Amex card, sues Amex for letting her charge it
So where do they find attorneys scummy enough…
MPSIMS, just now.
**Create Your Own Snowflake
I’m a sleep pisser… **
Hee, hee. Don’t eat the yellow snowflakes!
MPSIMS, current as of a couple of seconds ago:
How would you die?
Up on the Mountaintop, Kill, Kill, KILL!!
Right here and now, in the one and only MPSIMS:
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Pick up your pallet of caskets at Costco!
Along with:
Odd Vehicle Sightings
A Series of Unfortunate Events
And the hits just keep on comin’. In MPSIMS, just sighted:
Lycos leads the fight against Spam
Up on the Mountaintop, Kill, Kill, KILL!!
I keep getting obscene phone calls at work …
Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL!
Sequential thread title, complete with sound effects.
In the same vein as the post above:
Lycos leads the fight against Spam!
Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL!
Well, if pigs do a lot less of the “get me pregnant” nasty, there would be fewer pigs. Fewer pigs means less canned meat product. Sounds like an effective anti-Spam measure to me. 
Right from the top of the page…
Ask the (soon-to-be) Bone Marrow Doner.
How many times do you sneeze?
MPSIMS:
Odd vehicle sightings!
Spend $12K and look stupid
we’re getting a lot of mileage out of the first one:
Optimists Club says, “Oh, the hell with it.”
Up on the Mountaintop, Kill, Kill, KILL!!
LadMirer shouldn’t have been banned
I’m not very happy with this apple, either
To my sister
Sex with twin brothers creates murky paternity gene pool
Oral Sex Question - Is it Sex or a Form of Abstinence?
Poll: are you working yourself to death?
BBQ Pit:
So Wal-Mart sucks? I pit you if you think this.
Consumerism is a patriotic duty?
Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL!
Is anyone else exhausted all the time?
Lost My Blood-Letting Virginity Today
Sadness for those who love whales
Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL!
Lost My Blood-Letting Virginity Today
Seen just now in MPSIMS–right below this thread, actually.
[b[What I’ve learned about Wireless Networking
Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL! **
Actually, any thread title coupled with the “P.M.S!” one is going to sound good (if you know what I mean).
MPSIMS
Anyone Willing to Pay For Me So I Can Be A Subscriber?
Mainline Your Porn Addiction
Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL!
Help. My armpits are on fire.
**Okay this amused me **
**Sadness for those who love whales **
and just now
** Sequential post titles we’d like to see… **
**
A Series of Unfortunate Events **
In The Pit:
The price of Beatles CDs
I’m not very happy with this apple, either.
For those who don’t know, Apple is their record label.
I noticed that too, fish, and here’s yet another one for ya:
Screw “Wendy’s” and their “tomato shortage”
I’m not very happy with this apple, either