MPSIMS worked out perfectly:
Tell me about potbellied pigs as pets
Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL!
Thank you, Lord, for Sequential Threads
In the Pit:
**What I get for being nice
An apology.
**
This just in for the MPSIMS
**Tell me about potbellied pigs as pets
Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL! **
Seen just now, in MPSIMS:
Just got offered a dream job - that I can’t take
Changing Careers
Up on the Mountaintop (Kill!) (Kill!) (Kill!)
In which our Food Editor Looses Her Mind
In MPSIMS
In Which Our Food Editor Loses Her Mind
Up on the Mountaintop, Kill, Kill, KILL!
Help. My armpits are on fire.
Okay, this is cool.
In the Pit
You’re naming your baby WHAT?
Cacophony at Queen’s Park
CBS…NBC…Church of Christ commercial
If you want to come, just ask!
What I get for being nice
You stupid, fat, bigoted, psycho heartless bitch
In IMHO
Do you get cold easily?
Tell me about Alaska in February
In Cafe Society
Eric Clapton–Am I missing something?
West Coast whiskey
If I like the Moldy Peaches…
Food So Good, You Could Just Keel Over
In Staff Reports
shrinkage
Shooting Blanks
In Cecil’s Columns
why are my knuckles different?
What are you laughing at?
Pig Masterbation! Squuuueaaaallll!
Is anyone else exhausted all the time?
That pig thread has gotten a lot of mileage here, but I must say this is by far my favorite. I can’t imagine how much energy it must take just to hold on to the dang thing!
You’d think it would be happy, but no, it’s got to fight ya with every stroke. Someone deserves a cold beer for their efforts.
Right now in IMHO:
What do you think is the percentage of genuinely happily married couples?
What is Love??
So you want a man who knows how to treat a lady. Well, how do you treat your man?
Tell me about meeting your spouse/SO
It’s a popular topic lately!
I tried something new in bed last night
I’m such a whore
or even my fav yet
I tried something new in bed last night
Pig Masturbation…SQUEAL :eek: 
In MPSIMS just seconds ago:
So I called the cops on someone tonight(long)
My daughter got arrested last night!
Yeah, that is the best combination with Pig Masturbation yet.
My dog was run over by my mail carrier yesterday
A song makes me burst into tears.
The kitten came back…
Thank you, Lord, for Sequential Threads
Never underestimate the power of sequential thread titles.
BBQ Pit:
And the “I really don’t give a F*ck award” goes to:
I’m sick of Doper names that I read wrong!
MPSIMS:
**
I Am Now An Official Geezer
I do not like hospitals.
The most ironic thing. Ever.**
(Probably not.)
'nuther 3-fer in the Pit:
** I. Am. In. PAIN.
And the “I really don’t give a F*ck award” goes to:
Bank of America.**
**The kitten came back…
A song makes me burst into tears. **
MPSIMS
Right now in MPSIMS:
Battling Hooters
Coming Soon To A Chicago Near You!
Yet more idiocy in education…
Speaking of idiocy in education…
Get your GOD-damned idiocy out of my education!
:dubious: :rolleyes: