In Cafe Society:
**A Whales Vagina
Matching Hard Nipples**
I had no idea that cetacean genitalia and secondary sex characteristics would ever be of such widespread (ha!) interest.
It gets better:
Let’s say I have a good idea for a porno movie. How do I get it made?
Jamie Lee Curtis
A Whales Vagina
Cecil’s Columns
Thinking about the cat
Female Orgazm
GQ
Could you dig yourself out of a grave?
100 things to do before you die
IMHO
Things you wish you could wipe from your mind forever…
Model UN dorks?
In a world governed by the rules of childhood…
How do you wrap gifts?
MPSIMS
Compounded stupidity: I am clearly too dumb to live.
Where are my keys?
Dear Santa
Dual monitors rock!
A letter to my child-abusing neighbor
Job openings in Alaska
The most ironic thing. Ever.
Coming soon to a Chicago near you!
1005 lb. bench press
Sometimes you just gotta say WTF?
The Pit
Speaking of idiocy in education
Get your GOD-damned idiocy out of my education!
Ok, this wasn’t exactly exactly sequential in having been as in the same forum, but if you’re like me and do a New Post search first thing, ya got:
A Whales Vagina Cafe Society
Let’s say I have a good idea for a porno movie. How do I get it made? Cafe Society
**A Letter To My Child-Abusing Neighbor ** (MPSIMS)
Finally! A sequel to A Fish Called Wanda
In Cafe Society:
I wonder what Butters will be like when he grows up
Jamie Lee Curtis
From MPSIMS:
How do you get/stay motivated to workout?
Crush The Care Bears, D*it! **
**After this weekend, I will see clearly…
Not a question–something I just learned
I AM NOT THE “GRAPIST”!!! **
From CS:
**Was the 2004 “Miss World” Beauty Pageant on TV last night?
Ken Jennings dethroned! **
**What, if anything, is wrong with Starbucks’ coffee?
Kenny Loggins and Anne Murray HELP! **
From Comments on Staff Reports:
**shrinkage
Shooting Blanks **
From Cecil’s Columns:
**Sparks from Wintergreen Lifesavers
Blue Gods **
So that’s what they are!
**Who allows the pop ups?
Baby Pigeons **
From IMHO
Do kids and teenagers get exposed to a lot of porn because of the internet?
Things kids today have that you wish you had…
IMHO:
What can I tell my friend who REFUSES to get on a plane?
Tell me your flying horror stories!
in MPSIMS:
Unfortunate product names
Worst. Product. Name. Ever.
This might be a stretch, but in MPSIMS:
Cruising
Taking Showers at night
It’s my birthday
I can’t touch the word “bee”
Time to celebrate SDMB birthdays! 
Would anyone be up for a Mid-Michigan Dopefest?
FYI: A lady’s corset provides minimal protection against a dildo attack
Who wants my junk?
“Ich Hasse Lucy” (Lucy Ricardo vs. Hitler)
Well, it gave ME the giggles.
(Please excuse the paraphrasing)
Here in MPSIMS:
Dude, somebody stole my weed
SDMB Gift Exchange! New and Improved!
China Launches New Nuclear Sub: Why?
What was that strange fireball in the sky?
:eek:
In MPSIMS
My kitten fell down the toilet
The kitten came back
(and bobbed up and down for a bit,I reckon)
Fuck France…again
That lying BITCH!
Does he like me?
How Long Was My Fly Open?!
A Christmas Poll: How much do you spend on nieces’ and nephews’ gifts?
What’s your favorite scotch?
Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris … who actually wins?
What are you doing for New Year’s Eve?
Do I fight, or do I let it go?
The Name My Band Contest
The Matrix Vs. Joey Pants
Are there any “Libertarian” countries out there?
Was Princess Diana Killed by FBI Space Aliens?
from MPSIMS, both posted by Incubus:
I got the part! OH HAPPY DAY!
How Long Was My Fly Open?!
Hey, whatever it takes.
Looks like we will be adding a member to the Greenback family sigh
I got the part! OH HAPPY DAY!
In MPSIMS just now:
Inspector Clouseau is working at the airport, apparently
Does he like me?
GQ:
A very dumb question about the morbidly obese…
Which muscles do you use to puff your cheeks?