Some kind person recently gifted me with an SDMB membership. Nobody took credit in a PM, nor in any of the threads I’m subscribed to (that I saw, anyway). According to the folks in ATMB, there’s no way for me to track down who it was in order to thank them properly–even if an admin were amenable to being bribed, they’d still have to make something up, as the process is completely anonymous. So, a public note of gratitude will have to suffice.
Thank you, Dear Unknown Benefactor, for your largess. I will think fondly of you every time a thread loads quickly at work without having to twiddle my thumbs waiting on a metric ton of ads.
<3
And if it was you who sponsored me and just forgot to mention rather than intentionally not telling me–please do let me know!