Maybe it’s just me, but I have this crazy mental image of jarbabyj being called into her child’s Kindergarden class to hear the teacher say:
" It seems jarbabyjr has taken to calling the other kids "cumsponge “”
My first child had to be tiptoed around—very irritable. I sang her showtunes and when she was 4 she discovered Donna Summers “On the Radio”. ‘Bad Girls’ is still her theme song.
My son spent his first few months of life as a centerpiece. He was always smack dab in the middle of every get-together, in his carseat, asleep. His favorite mode of entertainment was to be tickled. He could belly-laugh very young.
I let them eat cold greenbeans for breakfast if they wanted it.
They fell asleep on the floor more times than I can count.
I’m a great mom. You will be, too.
Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise.
And never trust anyone who says “Trust me”.
The proper retort to “Trust me” is “Bite me”.
Shit, I’ve screwed up my two then. Poor Didi will grow up preferring Ozzy and Def Leppard and Alice Cooper to whatever trash they’re pushing 10 years from now. Rick will be in the same boat.
Oh, and they like Disco too. 
Okay, from this :
and this
If I were a mother of a young infant, that child would already be scarred for life according to the messed-up cousin. You guys make my day.
Oh, and jarbaby? You seem like a loving, active and enthusiastic person. The raw ingredients of a great mother. (as long as you don’t laugh :))
No, that’s fine. Just don’t expose him to the Internet.
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*Originally posted by jarbabyj *
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Does this include the babies of strangers? Are the authorities often called? (or maybe this would only happen if the comment was made by a man. Especially Anthony Hopkins).
My lullaby of choice for my daughter as an infant was “Great big bunches of greasey grimy gopher guts”
One of the (unspoken of) joys of parenthood is being able to mess with their little minds.
Welcome BGo. We like your attitude. Stay awhile why don’t you…?
Rdboss
[sub]don’t anybody warn her about the initiation ceremony![/sub]
sorry jar-honey - just hijacking one of your brilliant threads again! Twatmuffin!
Try not to take her too seriously; she just has placenta-brain. She may not have even realized what she was saying.
It’s been my experience that on occasion some people will let a fart out of their mouth that was meant for their ass.
I don’t have any kids, but my GF’s cat loves when I laugh out loud. Anything that a cat enjoys can’t be bad for a kid. Well, except for eating the crap inside the box springs. Oh, and shitting in gravel. Hmm, climbing on top of the refrigerator might not be so good. Oh, never mind…
Ask Nurse Ratchet how she was actually able to deliver. Ceasarian, perhaps? She certainly seems to have enough corn cob to plug both of her holes. Now if you could just find another cob for the orifice above her neck.
What? It’s a lovely tune – “Be my sister salvation…” [sub](Sudden vision of Caroline Aherne singing Radiohead to the baby…doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo doo…)[/sub]
Whatever else happens, jarbaby, I think we can safely assume that your children will have extensive and colorful vocabularies. 
ahh, one of my favorite songs - I even did a thread on it, looking for regional differences (SO sings it ‘wrong’) an excellent choice m’dear.
I personally feel that if one person tells me something negative and hurtful like that, I will ignore it. There are a-holes in the world. However, if MORE than one tell me the same thing, I perk up and put some thought into what they are saying. Has anyone else said or hinted that you would be a terrible mother? If no, forget about it. If yes, then put in some thought. I would lay 50 to 1 odds that she is an a-hole and should even be worth the time for a rant in the pit!
What are you people, a bunch of commies? it’s “Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts.” Your way not only destroys the lilting alliteration of all those "g"s but doesn’t even adhere to the proper rhythm. Get it straight or you’ll be sent off for reeducation.
where were you when the subject was presented? (my version is listed there)