Just wanted to thank the pit mods for moving the non pit threads out of the pit, rather than just closing them.
Glad to oblige, Biffy, though in all honesty I must admit it really helps that the board has been fast lately. If it’s really slow, moving a thread can take forever and a day. Closing 'em doesn’t take nearly as long. As long as Jerry keeps feeding the hamsters that new meth-coated kibble we should be good to go.
The new kid–tall, prehensile tongue–is great at pouncing on them quickly. He works a different schedule, too, so we’re getting at more while they’re still moveable.
Not to be an ass-kisser (it’s really not my style), but he’s doing a really good job. He was a good pick.
At least the new guy gets my name right 
Drat! Sorry, Buffy. 
Ha! I KNEW I was right: Is it me, or has the board been faster lately? 
No, no; I’m the one who has a beard.
Think of it this way. There are worse people than Bippy the Beardless to be mistaken for. In fact, he makes me laugh.