Well, Kickback_Joe seems to have encountered the biggest assface non-note leaver so far. And after reading this thread I was reminded of my last encounter with a complete fuckhead.
My truck was only a year old, and I’d just spent Sunday afternoon washing and waxing it. I drive to the supermarket to get some supplies for the night - a few friends were coming over to barbecue. Now, the parking lot is always crowded with shopping carts and kids running amuck. So I park the truck about five spaces away from the nearest car and buy my groceries - about 15 minutes total. When I come back to the truck I find that some fucking asshole has KEYED it - a 3-foot long gouge on the driver’s side rear quarter panel.
At that moment I understood the phrase “seeing red”. I won’t speculate (much) on the maggot-infested piss-stained bed that this smelly, loosely formed piece of shit was conceived in and how that warped his extremely small, overly taxed brain into thinking that keying my truck would somehow alleviate his daily grind of donating plasma in order to pay syphilitic women with sharp teeth to suck his extremely puny and sore-covered penis.
But apparantly it DID make him feel better, because I still have the scratch to prove it. Asshole.
I had something similar happen to me just last week and expressed my opinions about the driver in the Pit. Assmunch hit my truck right in front of my face, turned the corner and kept going.
So this morning I’m heading out the door for work when I spot a note on my windshield - somebody ELSE hit my truck last night (I swear to God I’m not making this up, don’t park in the middle of an intersection or anything and there’s no bar along the road) but this person left their name and number.
The driver turned out to be a 17 year old girl driving Mom & Dad’s Jetta, she left two small streaks on the paint but thought that the much larger scrapes (from the anonymous asshole) were hers as well and she wanted to make good on the damage.
Got her name & insurance info & etc., damage is really pretty minimal and hopefully will come out with buffing compound. However I’ve got a lot of respect for the girl - she screwed up but she admitted it and took care of her responsibilities. So there’s a few people out there with some character.
Doesn’t help your vehicle but gives a little hope for humanity I guess.
Replace that with “a real Witch wouldn’t have left the cart out in the lot”…Even Witches would find it difficult to leave a note claiming responsibility for something that will happen in the future.
Many years ago, I hit a woman driving a van in a parking lot in las Vegas. She was too stupid to write down my license plate number and went inside to call the cops. Fortunately, this was before the age of cell phones.
I had a small amount of pot on me and no money to pay for her damage so
You are an idiot because after hitting someone else while broke and with pot in your car it’s somehow HER fault. (If that really happened - I doubt it).
And (more likely) you are an idiot for showing up here and posting a story in this thread obviously intended to inflame everyone who previously posted. Look at me!!! I’m new here!! I’m the kind of guy who pissed everyone in this thread off!!