Oh, I’m too much of a cook and a fiddler to EVER follow directions.
But this is one heck of a starting point.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=117717&highlight=sammich
I thank you, my July 4th guests thank you, and, all over North America, pigs aspire to die to contribute to your worthy legacy.
Sadly, I am not in a position (entendre intended) to evaluate the sex claims
Hmmmm, time for some leftovers…