Thanks to Fenris, I am once agian a BBQ god

Oh, I’m too much of a cook and a fiddler to EVER follow directions.

But this is one heck of a starting point.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=117717&highlight=sammich

I thank you, my July 4th guests thank you, and, all over North America, pigs aspire to die to contribute to your worthy legacy.

Sadly, I am not in a position (entendre intended) to evaluate the sex claims :slight_smile:
Hmmmm, time for some leftovers…

…but obviously not a SPELLING god :slight_smile:

Oh well (smack smack)

It’s all good (mmmmmmmm, pig)

See, this is what you get for not following directions. According to Fenris’ recipe, even if you weren’t in a position to evaluate beforehand, you would have been after.