The Bear was white and the Vodka was clear, don’t blame me for anything else…
Actually the wine was red and da bear was enjoyin’ it! 
When I win I win big. When I tank I tank big.
I don’t need none of this stinkin’ halfway stuff!
Wow, can’t understand how I managed to squeak into second, but I’ll take it.
No wonder I had Thanksgiving dinner alone. 