Thanx for the Cocaine Mummies column, Cecil! :)

Eh, Espresso, I’m not trying to make a federal case out of this, 'kay? :wink: I thought I was making the point that simple common sense, a sort of Internet “alert consumerism”, and a little healthy skepticism would lead one to discount the “cocaine mummies” theory.

Common sense: Websites run by fringe groups do tend to latch onto lots of junk science, and post it prominently. Junk science means science that doesn’t have a lot of scientific confirmation, from many other branches of Science. Homeopathy is a good example of junk science.

Alert consumerism: It is a given that all websites out there are out there because they have an agenda. When a website with an agenda finds some information that confirms its agenda, it posts it. When a sensible website with a worthy agenda (the FDA, NORML, the Centers for Disease Control) finds some information that confirms its agenda, it not only posts the tiny snippet of info, it also goes and finds confirming data, and posts that, too, and lots of subsidiary links. I am wary of websites that post only the tiny snippets of information. The cites that Jill gave were only tiny snippets of information.

Also, sensible websites usually have altruistic agendas. “We’re posting this information on canker sores and herpes because we want to get the information out.” I saw nothing altruistic in either of Jill’s cites. They’re not there to help people, just to beat their own drum.

Healthy skepticism: The first rule is, “Consider the source.” Who is telling me this? The second rule is, “Look for his motive.” Why is he telling me this? The third rule is, “Who gains?” What does he get out of telling me this? George Foreman tells me his grill is the greatest invention since the wheel. I consider the source–a former boxer. Is he an expert on grills? Not necessarily. I look for his motive, and I ask myself how he gains. Well, he’s telling me this because–he wants me to buy one of his grills.

Same thing for Jill’s cites. Neither of the sources were sensible websites. One was a humor site, the other was an anti-drug website. One was trying to entertain me, the other was trying to enlist my aid in their cause. Neither website was posting their tiny snippets of information out of altruism.

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Well, gee whiz, so would I, dear heart! Why don’t you be the one to go down to the library and look it up? :wink:

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Well, perhaps I should have said, “One is just assuming that…” Beg pardon for attempting to read your mind, it was only my common sense whispering in my ear. “Oh, he’s assuming that they must have tested everything for everything.”

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I still don’t understand where you’re getting the idea that the article mentioned where the mummies ended up. You were the one who mentioned it. You said:

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And I said:

I don’t see where you’re getting the information that there’s some kind of difference in correlation between the mummies’ country of origin, and where they ended up.

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Well, I dunno how S.B.'s “innovative” testing process works, but AFAIK most of the the tried and true testing procedures involve grinding up the bone into a very fine powder and then doing various things to it. In such procedures it’s hysterically easy to contaminate your samples, as any lab technician can tell you. Even a few microscopic tobacco crumbs on your fingers, not to mention tobacco ash dropping from your cigarette, can mess up your results.

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And my point that I’m trying to make is that there’s such a tiny amount of evidence, and that suspect, that there’s really no point in looking for a sensible explanation in the first place. Let them produce some more evidence; then I’ll be interested.

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The alkaloid contained in cocaine is something called a tropane alkaloid. Other tropane alkaloids are nicotine and atropine (a.k.a. datura or belladonna). Belladonna was almost certainly well-known in Egypt.
http://daphne.palomar.edu/wayne/ww0703.htm

http://www.csdl.tamu.edu/FLORA/Wilson/pp/f97/lec21.htm

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Um, well, unless I overlooked a link or something, no, actually, I didn’t see anything on either website that “goes into more detail about the method”. Perhaps you’d care to direct my attention?

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Um, I thought the whole point of the research was to prove there were traces of cocaine and nicotine in Egyptian mummies. I thought that was S.B.'s whole premise. And since, yes, she was studying mummies, why add earth-buried remains (skeletons) to your study group? All I can figure is that they roped in the Sudanese and Germans to provide some sort of control group, although Lord knows what.

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No, I’m saying they only posted the tiny snippet of information that confirmed their agenda. There was no discussion of it, no links to other information, just the factoid.

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Well, you’re new here. This is a website devoted to Fighting Ignorance. Around here, all factoids are supposed to be officially Guilty Of Being Junk Until Proven Innocent. We’re supposed to have Google and Snopes and the Encyclopedia Britannica on our toolbar. All Dopers are supposed to be from Missouri–“Show me!” we’re supposed to demand. That’s how it works.

I don’t ignore evidence that makes sense. I don’t ignore evidence that comes in by the truckload. I don’t ignore evidence about which other people whose opinions I respect say, “Yes, that’s good evidence.”

I do ignore “evidence” that triggers my “oh, come on!” alarm. That’s how I’ve managed to avoid sending Alex Chiu money for a pair of Immortality Shoes. :wink:

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If you’ll be so kind as to explain the joke, I’d be glad of a hearty laugh, too. :confused:

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Well, bless your little pea-pickin’ heart, darlin’, Mommy knows what The Lancet is. It’s perfectly simple to dissuade me from my pre-formed belief–show me some good evidence that makes sense, that other reputable scientists have confirmed.

And the thing about peer review is, see, the way it works is, first the people with the research publish it in the Lancet. Then their peers read it. Then their peers go out and try to reproduce the results with their own tests. Then their peers write up their own results and publish it in the Lancet. Only after you’ve had that happen can you say that the research was peer-reviewed. That’s the research that will convince me.

“Peer-reviewed” doesn’t necessarily mean “the editors submitted this article to a jury of their peers and it was reviewed and then printed, so therefore it must be true.”

Here’s a website that discusses The Lancet’s decision to publish a controversial paper.
http://www.gene.ch/info4action/1999/Oct/msg00057.html

So just because it’s in the Lancet doesn’t mean it’s true. Sometimes they publish controversial and possibly erroneous papers for their own reasons. I draw your attention to this quote: “The publication of the research letter follows a 14 month debate on the validity of the results.”

The trouble with peer review is it takes time for the peers to do their research and get it written up and published. So we may just have to put the whole “cocaine mummies” issue on hold for the next five years, until it’s been “peer reviewed”.

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Um, well, basically, they grind the stuff up and add chemicals to it and see what happens. I’m not a chemist, or a forensic pathologist, but I do know that certain chemicals react in the presence of certain other chemicals. There’s a thing called a Scott reagent test.
http://www.nylj.com/decisions/00/08/080700b6.htm

Then there’s a thing called a spectrometer. That’s how they test paper money to find cocaine residue on them.
http://www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v97.n425.a06.html

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Um, I don’t need a background in drug analysis to discuss whether research results were discredited in the scientific community. This is a message board populated by Regular People, who are here to discuss the Fighting of Ignorance, not to show off their professional credentials. Are you saying that only child molesters may participate in a thread about child molesters?

I read books. I watch TV. I watch movies. I talk to people. I post on this message board. And, finally, last but by no means, least I know how to use a search engine. Specifically, Google. That’s how I just got all those cites above, in the last 20 minutes or so, on testing for cocaine, and belladonna, and stuff like that. I don’t need an background in chemical analysis as long as I can go look stuff up on the Web. I’m not aiming at presenting myself as an expert. I’m just trying to fight a little ignorance.

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Um, there are standard methods for finding chemicals in things. See above, the Scott reagent test, etc.

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Tsk tsk. You dint read far enough, cutie pie. :wink:

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I haven’t found fault with them because there isn’t enough information to judge, and since I don’t have enough information to judge in their favor, my “default” setting is “not proven”. I don’t know what you mean by “no other alternatives”. No other alternative theories? Nonsense, both Eohippus and John Kennedy offered perfectly reasonable alternative theories.

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No, research is meaningless unless a lot of people think it’s correct.

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No, thinking that research is meaningless unless a lot of people think it’s correct IS science. And it has to be reputable, well-respected scientists who think it’s correct, too.

Not so long ago, a lot of people thought it was correct that the Sun went around the Earth. After enough evidence accumulated that it was the other way around, they changed their minds. But it wasn’t just because Galileo said so–it was because after a while it became obvious that thoughtful, intelligent people realized that that must be how it worked.

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I meant that it was odd, when they were supposed to be testing Egyptian mummies for cocaine and nicotine, in order to confirm S.B.'s theory, to suddenly find out that they were also testing Sudanese and German skeletons.

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Already covered this.

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Oh, good heavens. :rolleyes: You mean you didn’t realize that the BBC is in the business of selling entertainment? Why would the media bother with it, indeed? It couldn’t be for some filthy vulgar reason like Nielsen ratings, could it? Naw, it must be because it’s The Truth, and if Science is going to ignore it, to the detriment of the populace, why, the Beeb will ride to the rescue and Get The Word Out.

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No, what I meant was, something that is latched onto by fringe people and does not appear anywhere else in reputable scientific circles must be bunk. That’s just common sense–I don’t need a scientific method to prove that. :slight_smile:

[nitpick]

I apologize for coming in during the middle of this, and I don’t wish to seem obtrusive, but since I am involved at least on a small level with the peer-review process I do want to clarify a little, if possible.

Most peer-reviewd journals work like this: The author or authors submit a paper to the journal’s editor. (In some cases the managing editor, in others the topical editor. In any event, someone in the respective field.) That editor then recruits at least two (and usually three) experts in the field to read the paper. This is all well before the research is ever published. The reviewers get a copy of the manuscript and rip it to shreds, attacking its scientific plausibility. I’ve seen these reviews. The reviewers - referees - return the manuscripts to the assigning editor a month or two - sometimes quite a bit longer, as schedules tend to get muddled - with their critiques. These referees will recommend that the paper be accepted or rejected or that it be accepted only with minor or major changes. Then these reviewed manuscripts wind their way back to the original authors, who make the suggested changes (or don’t, if they feel strongly about it), and then return the paper to the editor, where it’s finally accepted or rejected.

I do not want to misinterpret anything you may have said (and forgive me if I seem patronizing, because I don’t mean to give that impression). For most journals, the peer review process is a long one, and you can rest assured that when that paper is published - and yes, this does depend on the publisher, as some are more reputable than others - it has been looked at by quite a few people in that field. I personally doubt that any journal of even the tiniest good standing would knowingly print information it knew to be erroneous. Controversial, you bet. Dead wrong, no way.

I realize it is possible The Lancet might not employ this methodology, however. I can only tell you that the journals I work on do what I outlined above.

Anyway, just trying to help. Don’t hurt me!
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[[Same thing for Jill’s cites. Neither of the sources were sensible websites. One was a humor site, the other was an anti-drug website.]]

At least one of those sites was an Indian newspaper and one referred to an article in the Lancet (which I wasn’t able to find), a reputable journal. I’m sorry I haven’t been able to find the article I saw originally that described the methodology they used to test the hair shafts. I’m not saying I believe that ancient Egyptians snorted coke or that they visited the New World, btw. I don’t. But I agree with Cecil that there has been no official debunking or explanation to clear this all up. What’s up with that?

Why would that be? Cocaine is simply a derived from alkaloids in the Coca plant, naturally occuring compounds. As far as I recall from the (serious) discussions in sci.archaeo
(1) the tests were for the basic alkaloid active in Cocaine.
(2) the same or similar occurs in several old world species of plants, at least one of which is indigenous to East Africa.

I see that DDG has helpfully provided further information so I’ll leave off.

(Of course, DDG has quite correctly raised the issue of contamination is testing --why didn’t I think of this: Serious problem really. A little error in cleanliness…)

I certanly root for the concept of contamination- there are many old B&W pics of "diggers’, all with cigs in their mouths. There also could be that sort of contamination at the lab.

However, the egytians used a mixture of herbs & natural chemicals that is unknown to us. Since nicotine is a great insecticide- why could they not have found some similar plant and mixed some of it into the “mix”?

But- cocaine- and in so many samples? Were all the egyptians loaded all the time? (but the mystery of those tiny spoons, and how they built the pyramids is solved :smiley: ) And, if they were- why does the plant not show up in the sacred writings & pictures- as so many others do? The Lotus is there, for EG. And, LOTS of stuff on beer. (Umm, there is no chance that the Lotus has a similar spectroline to cocaine, is there?).

So- here is what needs to be done. There are still many “lesser” mummies un-dug. Dig a couple up- and take samples right then & there. Next- test other “mummies”- and more recent bodies. If they found “traces” on some 80% of bodies in pre-1800s europe, that would be odd. Or better- pre-columbian European remains. If 'cocaine" or ‘nicotine’ shows up in the “fresh-dug” mummies- contamination is out. Then they will have to go thru places where they mixed or stored some of the mixtures used to preserve.

If a huge proportion of ALL bodies- no matter from when or where, come up positive for cocaine- then the test is screwed up.

Neutron activation analysis is an effective method for the identification of trace elements in hair shafts. IIRC, it was used to determine the cause of death of three members of the ii-fated ship, the Franklin, who were buried (and mummified) in permafrost and thus were found in an excellent state of preservation.

I’m familiar with NAA, having worked with it for a year at Brookhaven Nat’l Labs under an NSF grant. The technique has drawbacks, however, in that it’s expensive (requires irradiation in the chamber of a high-flux beam nuclear reactor) and not contamination-proof. We analyzed literally thousands of samples before we could determine a correction factor for the contaminants.

So I still hold, doubtful origin plus (relatively) small sample size plus very limited peer review equals inconclusive, equals prove it to me before I believe it.

Sword sheathed, Dantheman. :slight_smile: Yes, that was my basic understanding of how the peer review process works, too, depending on the magazine. Maybe I shouldn’t have used the word “erroneous”, maybe “suspect” would have been better. I got the impression from the Friends of the Earth quote that the Lancet had gone ahead and published the paper even though a lot of people disagreed strongly with it. I had the impression from Espresso’s post that he was under the impression that “if it’s in the Lancet, it must be the Straight Dope”.

If it had appeared in, say, Discover magazine, or the National Geographic or even Smithsonian, then you’d know it was pretty certain to be the Straight Dope. They’re magazines that have built their reputations on credibility. But the Lancet, by its very nature, probably tends to publish more “fringe” stuff, just because the “fringe” stuff is still experimental.

Jill, I think the reason nobody’s done more research on this is because (a) it’s expensive to rent a neutron activiation analyzer and (b) nobody really cares that much.

And I’m sorry but I don’t see where either of your links is an “Indian newspaper”. :confused:

One link is http://www.parascope.com/ subtitled, “Something Strange is Happening!” and seems to deal with American issues.

The other link is http://www.ndsn.org/ the National Drug Strategy Network. Their website says:

Here’s the http://www.cjpf.org/ website.

Both the NDSN and the CJPF appear to address American issues. If I’ve missed something that indicates they’re Indian newspapers, please direct my attention to it. :slight_smile:

I didn’t address your Science Frontiers link
http://www.science-frontiers.com/sf111/sf111p01.htm
(home page ) http://www.science-frontiers.com/index.htm

because it was only a short squib reporting the factoid. But it doesn’t look like an Indian newspaper to me, either.

And I still can’t find your Yahoo link at all, not even with a Google search. :frowning:

Fair enough, although I’m still a little skeptical of Discover or even Smithsonian. Not that they don’t have the necessary credibility, but I’m more inclined to go with journals whose names begin with “Journal,” as in “Journal of Cryogenics.” To me, anyway, the benchmark for a reputable journal is that the journal should be archival. Most mass-publication journals are not. Science and Nature both are. While it’s a nitpick, I kind of lend more credibility to those publications than I would to the ones you just mentioned.

Suspect data rarely makes it past the peer-review stage. In fact, what usually seems to happen is that the reviewers will ask the authors to conduct further research before submitting the paper. Understandably, most scientists would prefer not to do this, since it means another group might steal their ideas and get published first based on its own research.

The Lancet does publish experimental material, but it is widely recognized in the medical and research communities as being highly reputable. I think that if a research were that loopy, then the authors would have better luck simply shopping it to a mass publication, like Science News.

But, as you have said, it’s always safe to be skeptical, no matter the source. What the source is will only change the degree to which you’re skeptical. I’d be very skeptical if this research appeared in MAD Magazine, but not very skeptical if it appeared in JAMA. It’s all relative.

(I should update my sig to read: DDG validated my existence! Cause now I actually have someone agreeing with me, a longtime Doper, no less.)

Daniel, leaving aside our small disagreement, I think you raise some good issues/questions/concerns here, one comment:

I wish I could recall the plant from East Africa which does indeed have the same alkaloid as cocaine, but it wasn’t lotus. --tried searching for the info but found nothing so far-- (I assume that would have come up in the discussion, but then its dangerous to assume). Still, the presence of the plant suggests that one can not conclude ipso-facto that the alkaloid proves cocaine.

anyways, seems like we’re all more or less on the same train of thought on this. (barring a notable kooky exception)

Am I going to have to be the one that mentions the gentle Tasaday ?

Collounbury- well, i tried- there are a LOT of ancient egyptian pics of the lotus, and so i thought… However, i still think my “experiments” are the way to go. It is an interesting theory, and if true will certainly change some things- so it must be treated seriously. However, I have my doubts. We short not REJECT the experiment because of who did it- but we should certainly ask for more tests first.
<ps we really were not disagreeing all that much, freind- you were just getting on my case a bit too much, and you must admit it is a "case’ than has had more than its share of abuse recently- and only partly earned :smiley: So I reacted poorly. However, i must certainly forgive some anger on your part-you have explained that HOW many times so far? :smiley:

Arnold- personally it was the NG’s “whitewsh” of the Peary claim for the Pole. My dad was a expert "musher’ and he thought Pearys claims of that kind of “milage” were absurd, as have most other artic explorers.

Oh sure, I’m not excluding the Germans have stumbled on something interesting, but this needs to be nailed down.

Oh, enough so my fingers and toes no longer suffice!

Okay, Arnold, I’ll grant you the Tasaday hoax. :wink: But that was kind of a “once in a blue moon” experience. I mean, how many times are you going to have that peculiar concatenation of circumstances, where a Third World dictator sees a way to exploit the First World’s gullibility, and decides to go for it? And where an organization with the resources and credibility of the National Geographic Society is available to him? And where said organization, for reasons best known to itself, also decides to “go for it”? I bet somebody would have a much harder time pulling off something like that nowadays. “Once burned, shame on you; twice burned, shame on me”.

But I will admit that the National Geographic isn’t really a serious scientific journal. Maybe what I should have said was “mainstream”. Here’s what I meant: if I saw an article about “cocaine mummies” in the National Geographic or Discover or Smithsonian, I would believe that there was such a thing (of course, depending on how the article was written–if it was a debunking article, that would be different). I would think, “Well, huh, how about that…”, rather than, skeptically, “Oh, really?” [insert emoticon for delicately raised eyebrow] One tends to assume that mainstream magazines such as these aren’t interested in publishing fringe theories (except in a finger-pointing, fun-making, or debunking sense.)

Hee. Sorry, I can’t resist.
http://www.elsevier.com/inca/publications/store/3/0/4/0/7/

Yep, that’s Real Science, all right. Ah kin tell, 'cause it’s got all them big fifty-cent words in it, like “liquefaction technology” and “thermodynamics”. Yee-haw! :smiley:

But, um, what about the the Journal of the American Society for Psychical Research? Journal of the ASPR

Well, hey, they must be Real Scientists, too, 'cause they got all them big fifty-cent words, like "experimental parapsychology " and “dominant participant effect”. Woo-hoo! :smiley:

[sorry. i’ll go back to work now…]

Um, datura? A.k.a. belladonna? http://members.nbci.com/curse/The%20UseofHyoscyamineasaHallucinogenandIntoxicant.htm

http://daphne.palomar.edu/wayne/ww0703.htm

Is your point that beginning a journal title with “Journal” means nothing? Can’t agree with you there, not completely. You implied (in what appeared to me to be a somewhat patronizing tone, although that’s certainly tough to discern online ;)) that those pubs you named must be “Real Science” journals because they have big words :). I know, I know, you’re teasing. But I’m hardly saying that if a journal has ‘big words’ in it, it must therefore be a reputable journal. That’s a little too broad of a criterion, in my opinion. But by and large, beginning your journal’s title with “Journal” is a way to distance yourself from the mainstream press and to lend credibility to your publication. I will never sit here and tell you that all “Journal” publications are perfect and all non-“Journals” are wrong. Sure, there are some loons out there with far-out premises, but I don’t see why the whole lot should be damned. Go to http://www.publist.com and do a search on journals beginning with “Journal” and you’ll see about eleventy gajillion of them. I’d wager than fewer than 1% were suspect or disreputable journals.

Irrespective of the reputability of the publications, I’d still like to get a plausible explanation as to why a society which documented every aspect of daily life (and afterlife) would not even once mention the use of the substances being debated. Mind you, we even have records of Egyptian formulas for eye makeup, facial creams, and all kinds of crap: stimulants and hallucinogens would likely have been included, too, if they were actually used.

I stumbled across all this while looking for something else (ain’t it always the way?) So I can’t take any credit for fearsome research. Poo. :smiley:

You can test hair for both cocaine and nicotine by using gas chromatography/mass spectrometry and by using radioimmunoassay techniques.
http://www.healthy.net/clinic/lab/labtest/00a.asp

Nicotine found in hair isn’t necessarily the result of smoking. You can test newborn babies’ hair for evidence that their mothers smoked while they were pregnant.
http://www.cma.ca/cim/vol-19/0231.htm

http://www.health.gov.au/hfs/nhmrc/advice/nhmrc/chap2/sec1.htm

(That’s “Kintz” as in Kintz, P., Kieffer, I., Messer, J., and Mangin, P. Nicotine analysis in neonates’ hair for measuring gestational exposure to tobacco. J Forensic Sci 38:119-123, 1993. ).

Literally, everything you always wanted to know about analyzing hair samples for cocaine.

http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/cocaine/cokehair.htm

Balabanova is mentioned in this paper, as doing research on cocaine in hair, using gas chromatography/mass spectrometry, and another method called “acid extraction”. However, she’s not credited with having invented either of these two methods of analysis. And there’s no mention of any “innovative” method she may have come up with.

Henderson et al note in their conclusion:

Here’s her bibliography at the end.
Balabanova, S., Brunner, H., and Nowak, R. Radioimmunological determination of cocaine in human hair. Z Rechtsmed 98:229-234, 1987.
Balabanova, S., and Homoki, J. Determination of cocaine in human hair by gas chromatography/mass spectrometry Z Rechtsmed 98:235-240, 1987.
Balabanova, S., and Wolf, H.U. Methadone concentrations in human hair of the head, axillary and pubic hair. Z Rechtsmed 102(5):293-296, 1989.

And, finally, unbidden, appears an apologist for Balabanova.

http://www.colostate.edu/Depts/Entomology/courses/en570/papers_2000/wells.html

His name is Samuel A. Wells. He has posted his document on the Colorado State’s Entomology Department website under the heading of the Entomology 570 course, under “Papers”. “American Drugs in Egyptian Mummies: A Review of the Evidence” by Samuel A. Wells.

He is not listed as a faculty member. http://www.colostate.edu/Depts/Entomology/ He is not listed as a graduate student, at least not this year. We may never know why Samuel A. Wells has posted his defense of the “cocaine mummies” theory as a “Paper” for Entomology 570.

Well, whoever he is, he is hardly unbiased. His conclusion is that there must have been prehistoric Atlantic trade routes.

Um, well, no, I’d have to disagree. But it’s interesting to listen to. And at least he doesn’t sound like a raving lunatic, just someone who likes to generalize. “Pretty much irrefutable”? I don’t think so.

Eh, Dan, watch out your leg don’t come off in my hand.* :wink:

  • 'cause I’m pulling it so hard. Get it?

More smilies, we need more smilies!

[kind-hearted members of Truckers Local 3142 form caravan to truck extra :smiley: and :slight_smile: and :wink: smilies to underprivileged Dopers in Maryland]

[beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep]

[sound of hydraulic truck lifts]

[roaring noise as 20,000 pounds of “smilies, mixed, Maryland Dopers, for the use of” go cascading down into Dan’s driveway]

All right, bub? Whaddaya mean, “What am I supposed to do with 20,000 pounds of smilies?” Hey, we just deliver 'em–distribution’s your problem. Have a nice day…

And, you know, I’ve got a cousin works in the Secretary of State’s office, I can get you on the list for the sense of humor distribution…I know, I know, it’ll be government issue and prolly suck, but hey, it’s better than nothing, right? :smiley:

[yanking hard on Dan’s leg]

Oops. Sorry. Didn’t realize it was a prosthesis…Here, let me help you…okay, okay, sheesh, don’t be so touchy, I’m only tryin’ to help…

I’m gonna need those! Every! One! Of! Them!

Man, I tell ya. I have that e-mail notification thingy clicked so I know when there’s been a response in this thread, and when I got one a few minutes ago, I thought, “[Expletive]! Now I’m in trouble! She’s gonna eat me alive! Yikes!”

And, of course, those fears were unfounded. Darn!

Too bad this is a “serious” forum, DDG - I’d start a-flirting, cause… <snif snif> I think I love you! :smiley: I feel all warm and fuzzy and stuff. I’ll lie down now. You smart people, please continue this fine discussion, mkay? :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Admittedly, those don’t look like a simulpost, but because I’m at work and intermittantly ALT-TABbing between applications to avoid detection, I sometimes take a lot longer to post a short message than I oughta.

I mean really… nine minutes? I’m slow in my old age… :slight_smile: